"A guardian? No, no...and I wouldn't want my parents to be here and to have to deal with all of this, honestly. I mean, my roommate's an adult, but she's not my guardian. If anything, I'm looking after her just as much. She's not good with people, much, and clearly needs a friend. You'll scare her, too, if you throw things about. She'll go invisible and we won't see her for days."

Undine wrinkles her nose a little at the thought of her parents being here. No, she's the one who deals with weird things like monsters and interdimensional kidnappings, not them.

"Also, is that Peter or Mr. Smith? Just so I don't offend you or anything."