theweakhavepurpose: (Drinking on the job)
Deputy Pratt ([personal profile] theweakhavepurpose) wrote in [community profile] come_sailaway 2022-08-12 08:36 pm (UTC)

Bro. I have friends. You're the one being fucking weird.

[ If he counts Sharky twice he even has multiple friends!]

Wow. Thanks. Can you just stab me instead? It hurts less.

[ But he will take the offered tea. He can literally be lured anywhere with food and is definitely gonna get poisoned at some point.]

I'm not telling you about my sex life, thats.. really weird yo.

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