Romantic, platonic, career, health, etc! I'm a bounty of knowledge on all types, my good sir!

[ Elysium offers a cup of tea with a smile to the green haired man. He seems a good deal more cheerful then the usual fair who's come through here, and Elysium is more then happy to accommodate him. ]

Really, I'm an expert in communication of all kinds, so I'm very excited to make everyone's acquittance.