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Maximilien ([personal profile] makesomedeals) wrote in [community profile] come_sailaway 2022-08-12 05:52 pm (UTC)

She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean

1. [CLOSED to Skulduggery and Ava] - Metal Detectors
An unannounced excursion is suspicious to say the least, but Max is more irritable than he has been in the past. How dare the Captain give him the keys to his car and not the car. That is a level of cruelty that even Max wouldn't stoop to.

Okay that's a lie, he would, but he is appalled that someone would use that against him! The nerve.

So of course he's going to go on whatever this little travel outing is. Maybe he'll get another machine gun and be able to shoot Ebalon instead this time. That'd be refreshing. He finds Skulduggery heading the same way as him, down to deck zero they go.

"Ah, I haven't seen you to tell you. I received another item from home. A rifle this time, and a sufficiently decent amount of ammo. I was tempted to bring it but..." He gestures to the metal detectors.

Friday ruining all his fun.

2. Parking Lot
Max's car is black, sleek, shiny and floating. And to keep it that way Max is definitely polishing it and wiping off dust. Keeping his baby all spotless even in the middle of a dusty desert. Oh her poor fendors and exhaust. Gonna need a deep clean after this.

On the other hand, watching a guy who definitely looks like a metal 1950's mob boss do the manual labor of cleaning a car might be amusing. Especially if anyone actually knows Max because he sure doesn't seem like someone who would lift a finger to do anything physical if he didn't have to.

Also he's wearing a cool fedora at a jaunty angle and he definitely looks very snazzy. He will accept all compliments on his nice new suit thank you.

3. Beep Beep Motherfuckers
His car is fast, and it corners on a dime because well, it floats and has no ground resistance - also future science tech. So if anyone wants to race him it's almost like he's cheating. Still, in straightaways the combustion engines of normal cars will probably give him a run for his money.

He's going to spend a lot of time driving around, so feel free to call shotgun assuming you don't bring any food into his car Ava or put your feet on the dash also Ava. Because he will unceremoniously dump you out at 160 km/h. Also he's going to be getting up to speeds that the human stomach might not appreciate. Ride at your own risk.

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