Ehehe, that's okay! I think you and half this cruise haven't played video games before. I think the general best explanation people seem to understand is... books on a visual medium, but you can control the protagonist? Of course, we'll be playing party games if it's with friends, so it's more just... fun. Like, uh, board games, I guess? Except Monopoly. Fuck Monopoly.

[ All my homies hate Monopoly. ]

It'll be fun!! I'll even teach you the controls and such beforehand when we're alone so you're not totally lost.