"You're like, the sexiest reptile I've ever filmed," and he's been to anthro-cons, okay, he knows his stuff. "And, like, yeah, I guess it's not magic, but it's not not magic."

That probably doesn't help.

"It's like, technology is so complicated that most regular people who use it don't actually know how it works. We all just assume it's microchips and shit, but this thing could be working off fairy dust for all I know."