Well, like, he'd tell her she's a sexy lookin' human, too, but that probably wouldn't make things any better...

"Fuckin' A, of course he said some dumbass shit like that. This thing ain't a rock, it's like... a magic metal box." Yeah, way more reasonable. "They are pre-tty fuckin' cool, though, right? Here, I can send you the video and the pictures. Then you can show off whenever you want!"

Like in a hallway where turning into a dinosaur might not... work out so great.