"Once a week? That would suck. And only one person? Damn..." Yeah, he'll keep his phone, thanks. "But like, my world doesn't have any of that kinda shit. Like, there's some weird sorta-magical bullshit, but other than that..." Shrug. "Nobody can turn into animals or, like, anything cool. Closest I've seen is this one dude back home could kinda... super jump? Because he ate a special apple, or something."

Cult shit sure is weird, man.