"Ooooh, like Baba Yaga!" He and Ava had been talking about that! "Y'know, with the legs and shit -- whatever, what I wanna know is why the dude didn't have a spare key! If I had a walking magic wizard tower, I'd probably have like, a whole keyring full of spares."

Or a secret portal into his bedroom or some shit.

"Guess we can't all think ahead like that, though..."