"It's literally not. It's not just life. There are so many fucking people whose dads don't hit them. That's like, the majority of people, and it's why there's fucking laws against it?!"

Was this an old timey people thing?

"No, you really don't, and I'm not arguing with you on this," she will, inevitably.

"You wanted to scare her off?? What the fuck did she do to you? Fio's like, the sweetest kid I've ever known, she was probably just trying to be your friend you fucking psychopath?"