"Oh yeah- I've never held a gun in my fucking life but one of my friends from home would've fucking killed me if I did that shit. Said to imagine any gun is a wild dog and to hold it like you're trying to wrangle one. More or less. I think he was being poetic."

Darcy shakes her head-

"You didn't hear? Skulduggery and the Captain played chicken off a cliff and both of them went over. I kicked the Captain's corpse. Pity he got up again."