[ Lying to Jenny seemed like a bad idea to Darcy but she was willing to let the others go through with it. Even though 'oh yeah he just forgot we were here' was a terrible lie. Honestly, it's like these people have never had to bullshit to their parents about what they're doing and where they've been before. Jenny isn't an idiot, but she is angry, and maybe... well, if she's just going to kill them anyway- ]
Okay- no more lying to the fucking goddess, guys. That asshole sent us here. Obviously. You probably worked that out already- but- but- we were planning on bargaining with it ourselves. Look- none of us are that dumb that we'd actually want to help that motherfucker, and... you know what he's like. The second you start bringing threats into it, he'll just act like he doesn't want it anymore. And... he's still kind of got you by the balls, ehn? 'You destroy the thing I want, I destroy your brothers'...
[ Darcy folds her arms, tilting her head a little. ]
You want him to hurt, right? You want that fucker to pay for all he's put you through? Way easier to hurt him from inside the house, and way way easier if it's people he's at least pretending to trust, ehn? You help us get the thing- or at least stay out of our way- and we keep working on our end to stop him for good. I know you'd want to see his dumb fucking face when we play him over it, but I'll do my best impression of it for you later.
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Okay- no more lying to the fucking goddess, guys. That asshole sent us here. Obviously. You probably worked that out already- but- but- we were planning on bargaining with it ourselves. Look- none of us are that dumb that we'd actually want to help that motherfucker, and... you know what he's like. The second you start bringing threats into it, he'll just act like he doesn't want it anymore. And... he's still kind of got you by the balls, ehn? 'You destroy the thing I want, I destroy your brothers'...
[ Darcy folds her arms, tilting her head a little. ]
You want him to hurt, right? You want that fucker to pay for all he's put you through? Way easier to hurt him from inside the house, and way way easier if it's people he's at least pretending to trust, ehn? You help us get the thing- or at least stay out of our way- and we keep working on our end to stop him for good. I know you'd want to see his dumb fucking face when we play him over it, but I'll do my best impression of it for you later.