"Mm. Far better than merely flitting about while people are drinking separately. You know- I've been thinking of starting up a social club. Something to give people reason to come together like that. The mix of rejoicing and commiserating... why, I believe it's just what this place needs."

Ossie nods to himself.

"Have you tried a prairie oyster before, old thing? It works wonders for hangovers- it's what we did in the days before ibuprofen."

Discovered in 1961, in fact.