"It's not jealousy it's uh.. the bro code. You know. Can't break it." He blinks trying to clear his head and think rationally about all this.

"I'll be fine. I think. Probably." He tenses a bit at the shoulder squeeze, but lets it happen without pulling away. "Try again when I'm not hungover as shit. I'll probably be a lot better then. And way more charming."

The grin he manages is something alright, but charming may not be it.