That's what Jeff gets for trying to be healthy for even two seconds. Fuck that, it's burgers and booze all the way!
"Uhhhhhh... I guuuuess I'm supposed ta ask real nicely." That feels like a reasonable response to someone carelessly ruining the pool experience for the rest of them. "I don't got fancy magics like you do. Just a big, beefcake bod."
Absolutely flexes one arm to show off, because that's what he has! 6 feet and 200-some pounds of mass, but not a single magic power to go with.
"So I guess I could punch him a couple'a times, until he gave up... But like, I don't really use the pool, so why the fuck would I bother?" He picks up a fry, points it at Jeff, then chomps down on it. "Now, if he'd fucked with the hot tub..."
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"Uhhhhhh... I guuuuess I'm supposed ta ask real nicely." That feels like a reasonable response to someone carelessly ruining the pool experience for the rest of them. "I don't got fancy magics like you do. Just a big, beefcake bod."
Absolutely flexes one arm to show off, because that's what he has! 6 feet and 200-some pounds of mass, but not a single magic power to go with.
"So I guess I could punch him a couple'a times, until he gave up... But like, I don't really use the pool, so why the fuck would I bother?" He picks up a fry, points it at Jeff, then chomps down on it. "Now, if he'd fucked with the hot tub..."