“Yeah. We all have Daddy issues, am I right?” God. It’s so true. Why is the possibility of him being a Mega Dad the truest vibe Klaus has ever known?

“Shit.” He laughs. “That would be fucking something, right?”

Klaus smiles as he takes some waffle, kind of sorry they haven’t spoken before. He’s pretty cool. “Doesn’t it always? If I can avoid another apocalypse or world-ending event, I’d prefer that. I don’t think my void exists here and I’d rather just live forever in weirdness than be stuck…wherever.” He shrugs, humming thoughtfully. “I dunno. I’m not the brains of my family either and all my superpowers are moot right now, so I feel that.”

There’s a beat before, “Oh. I’m Klaus, by the way. Sorry.”