"That's not hard, I'm a fucking bitch," and anyone who thinks Jinx is a nice person is gullible enough that she could probably start her career in bridge sales off him alone.

Eridan's voice and his whining is like breaking glass or nails on a chalkboard in her ears- he's slipped beyond a dim reflection of her own awfulness into his own animal entirely. A coalacunth. A giant borefish. And he's tilapissing her off.

"Okay so like. Do it. If you knoooowwwwwwww that you suck soooooo muuuuuuch that I just can't wait to get rid of you.... fuck off then? Why are you still bothering me?"