I am absolutely shitfaced. [he laughs] Never gotten this drunk in my life. Could do with more. [but he's not sure he can walk in a straight line] Anyway, the music's still going and I'm not thirsty.

You should dance with me. It'll be great. I've almost gotten the hang of it. And...okay...dokay too or whatever it was. I was singing. Did you hear my song, Ed? Did you hear it? [he grips Ed's shirt now, more to steady himself than anything.]

I sang it just for you. I can sing it again if you like I still remember some of it.