"How does fabric not wrinkle? Are you making that up?" He's not entirely suspicious of the package anymore, but he definitely doesn't believe that. He comes from a world with future technology that can do all kinds of things but they don't have the science to make unwrinklable suits. And he is suddenly intensely jealous of that..
"I was shot, thank you for your concern." Voice dripping with sarcasm, "Well the captain can hardly take you out to dinner, so perhaps he skipped to the next logical step."
Jokes are just stalling while he ponders his next move here. He's not going to ask for it, because for starters he doesn't know what it is and asking a favor means he then owes a favor. He doesn't like owing anyone anything. If this is a suit, which does seem likely given how Skulduggery is dressed, then that could be useful to fix the whole distressed jean thing he has going on with his pants right now. Skulduggery is bigger than him, but he's also, .. svelte is not the right word, but thin enough that anything tailored for him would likely only be slightly big on Max and not completely the wrong proportions.
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"How does fabric not wrinkle? Are you making that up?" He's not entirely suspicious of the package anymore, but he definitely doesn't believe that. He comes from a world with future technology that can do all kinds of things but they don't have the science to make unwrinklable suits.
And he is suddenly intensely jealous of that.."I was shot, thank you for your concern." Voice dripping with sarcasm, "Well the captain can hardly take you out to dinner, so perhaps he skipped to the next logical step."
Jokes are just stalling while he ponders his next move here. He's not going to ask for it, because for starters he doesn't know what it is and asking a favor means he then owes a favor. He doesn't like owing anyone anything. If this is a suit, which does seem likely given how Skulduggery is dressed, then that could be useful to fix the whole distressed jean thing he has going on with his pants right now. Skulduggery is bigger than him, but he's also, .. svelte is not the right word, but thin enough that anything tailored for him would likely only be slightly big on Max and not completely the wrong proportions.
Hmmmm.
"Care to make a wager on the next hand?"