If he laughs at him Max will rip his jaw off with his bare hands and then bludgeon him to death with it. He has no idea how hard you have to hit a skeleton to break all its bones but he's betting he can punch harder than that.
Max lifts the shirt up to look at it one last time.
"I hate you with every fiber of my being."
That's directed at Skulduggery by the way, not the shirt. Though he also hates that with every fiber of his being and every synthetic fiber in that shirt.
Fine. Okay. He is a man of honor. He will put the stupid shirt on. It's just a shirt. It's just a shirt it's just a shirt it's just a shirt
He's not going to take anything he's wearing off, he's going to put it on over his clothing because he is not letting that polyester nightmare touch his delicately polished exterior.
Look. He has it on. Is Skulduggery happy? IS EVERYONE HAPPY NOW??
He is just going to sit there and stare directly at the table and the cards that betrayed him and resist the urge to just shut down and hope someone throws him in the recycling.
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Max lifts the shirt up to look at it one last time.
"I hate you with every fiber of my being."
That's directed at Skulduggery by the way, not the shirt. Though he also hates that with every fiber of his being and every synthetic fiber in that shirt.
Fine. Okay. He is a man of honor. He will put the stupid shirt on. It's just a shirt. It's just a shirt it's just a shirt it's just a shirt
He's not going to take anything he's wearing off, he's going to put it on over his clothing because he is not letting that polyester nightmare touch his delicately polished exterior.
Look. He has it on. Is Skulduggery happy? IS EVERYONE HAPPY NOW??
He is just going to sit there and stare directly at the table and the cards that betrayed him and resist the urge to just shut down and hope someone throws him in the recycling.