"I don't know what a hello kitty is? Is it.. a giant cat? A giant cat without a mouth?" He also doesn't know what a pez dispenser is so this will be a whole new branch of pop culture to consume.

"Hmm." He drums his fingers on the table. "I have a great many secrets but they're not going to be interesting without context. Let me see.."

It's going to be meaningless to tell her he sold out Akande or that he keeps feeding information to Commander Morrison because he wants a favor from whats left of the leader of Overwatch. And admitting to murders would kill the mood.

"When I was an accountant I used to steal bags of coffee from my employer and keep them in my desk because I liked the way they smelled."

Which is both a little embarrassing and kind of sad because he can't actually drink coffee. Just huff the smell of it.