Klaus smiles. "Oh. You can bet you will see our dumb uniform. We didn't get the Sparrow uniform which seems...weird. But also we all fucked off as soon as possible, so..." Klaus wouldn't even be mad about it.

"Oh. Huh." There's a slight frown at that. "Do you want me to like...tell you not to do...whatever you're gonna do or?" Cause they can. Not that they expect to be listened to, but...they can. "Or just like...bring you little treats after? Be on standby for an SOS text? Fire emoji if it's bad." But like...Klaus doesn't think he's really the person to tell people not to do shit after every fucking thing he's done in his entire life.

"I mean...he'd do the same for you if it was...you...right? Would I be the one? I hope someone else is the one, to be honest. Probably Ava."