“Five is Five. It’s his go to.” But Klaus hasn’t actually talked to the Captain. At least they don’t remember talking to the Captain.

There is a very obvious discomfort as he squints up at the general space above himself. “Yeaahh. Totalllyyy.” Cue the nervous laughter because who can actually sound like they mean it. “Super awesome.” It’s the earnest compliments about him as a person that trip him up the most. Couldn’t he just say he was hot and let him off easy? Gosh.

Anyway, just awkwardly gonna rub the back of his neck and try to change the subject. “So what weapon do you think would be better than an axe?”