It's hours worked because we have shifts and patrol routes and shit. And sometimes nothing happens so if it was based on arrests or something we'd start arresting people for I dunno... littering. Just to get to go home.

Oh uh.. driving under the influence. It's not illegal to be drunk, it's illegal to drive while drunk. In uh... cars. You weren't here for the diner huh... Uhm... so like.. a car is a carriage without a horse? It moves on its own and you steer it, and when people are drunk they drive them into ditches or each other or walls or whatever. People get killed, kind of a lot. That's the majority of my time actually, dealing with drunk drivers and accidents they cause.