Ugh, everyone is way too understanding about this thing! Where is the hatred that he so clearly doesn't deserve?

"Yeah... I guess. Fixing my fuck-ups is pretty much a constant of my reality. I shouldn't be surprised, really, like, I knew that this kind of thing was coming."

Coming here and getting to start with a fresh slate? Of course the universe wouldn't allow for Rich to forget the kind of asshole he used to be. He grumbles a bit and slumps lower in his chair.

"I'm the one who came here to help you out, man. I shouldn't be unloading my holiday flight to Orlando's worth of baggage on you."