come_sailaway | pleased to meet you

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pleased to meet you

CW: murder

[it is the morning of the 17th when the usual morning announcement is replaced with the sort of tentative, nervous tone that Friday takes on immediately before something insane happens.]

Good morning, passengers! It's, um... Well, I sure hope everyone had an interesting time on their shore excursion! The Captain sure did! In fact, he had such a good time, he's asked me to inform you all that, tonight, he's going to be hosting his usual captain's formal in the main dining room, but with a twist! This time, it's going to be a, um... victory party! For Natsuno! Because he won! [small laugh] And also to celebrate the opening of a new shop on the Promenade! Gosh, and that really is something to celebrate; I haven't seen that happen since he--

[LOUD STATIC NOISES]

-- Yes, well! The dress code will be cruise formal; everyone can find a new set of clothes in their cabin to celebrate the occasion! I-- Oh, right, we'll see you all tonight! 8PM sharp!

[the connection cuts off. today, for the first time that anyone can remember, Friday can't be found in the atrium. or any other room. smoke 'em if you got 'em.

at 8PM sharp, the door to the dining room swings open. it is mostly empty: the only tables left are a dozen or so under the main chandelier. there are name cards at each table setting, written in Friday's neat script; the seatings seem mostly random, except for everyone who was on the island, who will find themselves at a table with their killer and/or victim(s). except Natsuno, of course, whose name is displayed proudly at the head table, next to an unnamed place. once they are inside, all of them find themselves under the same sort of compulsion that they felt during the muster drill, and their legs will stop working until they have gone to their assigned seats.

Friday enters the room first, dressed up nicely, but with hunched shoulders and her hands clasped firmly in front of her. the door shuts behind her. she says nothing, and acknowledges no one, not even Natsuno, as she takes her spot behind the chair.

a few fashionable minutes pass. it starts as smoke pouring out from under the door, moving towards the table as it slowly solidifies into the form of... a rather normal-looking man. he sits, cross-legged, in the chair that Friday pulls out for him. he looks over the assembled crowd, visibly considering something... there is a flash of silver in the light, and the knife he'd had in his sleeve is across Friday's throat quicker than she can react, and she falls bonelessly to the ground, a spray of arterial blood across the table setting.]

There, perfect.

[he looks out at them again. and he smiles. the knife is placed back in his sleeve, and he holds his hands out, palms up.]

Well. Here's your chance. [he waves a hand lazily, and the compulsion keeping them seated fades like pins and needles.] Try not to embarrass yourselves.

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The cowardly and evil are some of the most interesting people there are. [gestures vaguely at the clusterfuck table. they know who's which.]

You'll understand when you're older. [beat] Hm, "when" sounds a bit too definite for that. If you get older.

"I'll age fifty fucking years waiting for you to say something worth listening to," she snaps, anger bubbling over again before she has a chance to stop it.

"You're not more mature than me. You're nothing. You're a smug motherfucker who thinks he's the most special thing in existence. Like a fucking toddler. You're not. You're like every single fucking evil man we had back home. No fucking difference. You haven't even made my life that much fucking worse."

Hm? That's nice, dear. [bored already! he starts trailing a finger down the edge of the blade, leaving a streak of red behind.] Anything else?

"I want my fucking sword back."

She leans on the handle, trying to mirror the casual cheek-prop from before while very clearly fuming with rage.

"I'm not leaving until you give it back. I'll bore you to death. I'll start talking about friendship and the dignity of human life and shit."

She'll do it, she's crazy.

Edited (sexy genius disease (terminal)) 2022-05-19 00:21 (UTC)

Hm... Nah.

[pause]

Trade you for it. What is it worth to you?

"What's your left arm worth to you?"

She snaps too quickly, before she can stop herself, yet again. It's the first rule of haggling, that you never let someone know how much you want something. It's probably at least the third rule of dealing with necromancer not to mention specific body parts when haggling.

"It's not separate from me. It's without price. There's nothing I can offer you that is worth the same as it."

Sure, she could get another sword. If this weren't a haunted cruise ship actively trying to kill her, and if this wasn't a tangible link to the real world she believed was still waiting for her back home. Even if it couldn't hurt him, she wouldn't feel safe without it.

Well, then you're in a bit of a pickle, aren't you. Because I have absolutely no reason to give this back. Bit of a "finders keepers, stabbers weepers" sort of situation.

[he raises his finger, watches sluggish drops of blood fall from it and onto the metal.]

Of course, you are rather limiting yourself by assuming that what you trade has to be tangible.

"Oh yeah, I'm gonna give you something that you could do anything with."

Alright, hail-Mary. With all the speed that she could muster she takes a swing at his shoulder, hoping her hand would simply phase through- allowing her to draw the blade out when pulling her hand back.

[her fist bops into his shoulder, feeling as solid and human as punching any average person.

a full 30 seconds later, dryly:] Ow.

She hates this fucking ship and this fucking guy.

Another punch, just because at least she could get the satisfaction of actually hitting him this time.

I wonder where I'll put my new sword...

"Up your ass," she snarled. It was the worst position for her to be in; on the back foot, defensive, desperate. It was obvious, she was being obvious, and there was nothing she could do.

"You want me to do it to myself, don't you, ehn? Fine. Solitary confinement for a week. None of my little friends to show me the power of connection or any of that bullshit. Just me sending myself fucking crazy. Is that what you want?"

I want to be entertained. But, I will settle for having a cool sword.

[beat] Begging would be funny. Try that.

Every part of her screams in outrage. Her pride simply cannot and will not allow it, and even if she wanted to, the words would spray out as bitter salt water. It's just not possible. She takes hold of the hilt of the sword once again, leaning in to get all up in his face, or the facsimile of his face, or whatever was going on here.

"What if I took my own fucking head off with this. That'd be fucking hilarious."

Well, that would require you to have the sword back, which would defeat the purpose, so...

[trails off, looking thoughtful...

tries to lick her nose.]

She snaps her teeth at his tongue.

"Don't need to be holding it for the blade to be sharp, ehn?"

Sorry, forgot which one of us was violating personal space and which one was losing their cool sword forever. [beat] That might be the same person, actually.

"Oh so you've violated us in nearly every way that matters and you want to talk about personal space," she hissed.

"I'm not leaving without it."

[ROLLS EYES] Please, I just abducted you. Don't be a drama queen; you didn't even go to the murder island.

[shrugs] You know the price. I might have taken less, but... That was before, wasn't it.

In a truly stunning display of ego, Darcy growls "and the rest of them are lucky I fucking didn't."

Apparently someone is confident about their ability to survive being hit by the moon.

"How do you even want me to beg, ehn? I've never begged for anything in my life," she lies. When Avery was tearing her Geist from her body, she knew how to beg, until her trachea was torn from her throat.

Hm...

[taps fingers in though]

Tell me how much the sword means to you, and how much you want it back, and how upset you'll be if I keep it forever. That sounds good.

"It's the only thing I'm good for, and the only thing that's of any use to anyone else on here. If I lose it forever I'll probably lie on the ground somewhere and not move until I starve to death, and then you won't get any entertainment out of me. Happy?"

Her speech was slow and painstaking, through gritted teeth, without any change in intonation.

[brightly] That was pretty pathetic...

Say "please." And then you can have it back.

It takes an adult about sixty seconds to drown. Every single one of those seconds are full of absolute agony as your body convulses around itself, trying desperately to rid itself of the water in your lungs, a feeling only comparable to the sensation of burning alive from the inside out.
It takes her about three seconds to say 'please'. She'd prefer drowning again.

"P-lll-e-ase," she chokes out. She has never wanted anyone dead so badly in her life.

[grins, giggling into his fist.]

Acceptable. It's yours again. Do be careful where you point it in the future.

[and she will now be able to pull the sword out.]

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