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come_sailaway2023-01-16 02:19 pm
theweakhavepurpose) wrote in come_sailaway2023-01-16 02:19 pm
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Something beautiful happens in this world [Open]
Who: Deputy Pratt and YOU!
What: Cake decorating, showing off his artistic prowess, shovel knight time
When: Later half of January
Where:Sand Dollars, the Library, Upper Deck
Warnings: None! (Well that's rare for him)
1. Sand Dollars
Pratt has completed his scientific research (having Sharky eat various cupcakes while naked) and has taken actual notes which are in the little notepad next to him while he sits at a table in Sand Dollars. He has one of the plastic trays from the buffet and has assembled a circle of cupcakes onto it to resemble a cake and is using a plastic butter knife to spread the frosting around so it looks like it's all one piece.
The wrappers from all of them are on the table nearby, along with some colorful other cupcakes that he's going to scoop the frosting off of in order to write out a message on this cake.
Yes, he is making the Captain a "Congrats on the Sex" cake. Sure it's been a few weeks but his memory is trash okay. He's trying.
2. The Library
Well, the binder is gone, which sucks because Pratt has already forgotten 80% of the contents. He assumes one of those people obsessed with blowing the place up stole it. So he will add his contribution to its recovery.
In its place is a Serena Eterna spiral notebook with a ship on the front, the ship is crossed out and instead there's a reproduction of Ryan's original cat drawing of Guatauva, but every page afterwards also has a cat drawing. He has faithfully recreated every cat internet meme he can think of. There's space above and below to make them into ship-centric memes. So have at.
His drawings look like this because I'm not going to draw 30 cat memes.
3. Deck
Pratt picked up the best package from home he's ever gotten. It was huge heavy and when he unwrapped it he squealed like a school girl because he's so damn excited. Friday is his favorite person for the next few hours because he has his shovel launcher now. Which is exactly what it sounds like, it is a rocket launcher, that shoots shovels.
He has a pile of shovels next to him, as he stands on the deck, aiming at the hull of the ship and then KUHTHUWNK the thing embeds itself into the metal siding and Pratt straight up cackles. Oh this is fantastic.
On the other side of him is his Christmas present he never opened which is 99 cans of Pabst in an absurdly long box and he's about to have the best day. Drink some beer, launch some shovels, spend way too long prying shovels out of the ship to do it again.
Montana's finest, right here.
4. Wildcard
Hit me with anything. He's always in the buffet or arcade or around the deck doing random patrols.
What: Cake decorating, showing off his artistic prowess, shovel knight time
When: Later half of January
Where:Sand Dollars, the Library, Upper Deck
Warnings: None! (Well that's rare for him)
1. Sand Dollars
Pratt has completed his scientific research (having Sharky eat various cupcakes while naked) and has taken actual notes which are in the little notepad next to him while he sits at a table in Sand Dollars. He has one of the plastic trays from the buffet and has assembled a circle of cupcakes onto it to resemble a cake and is using a plastic butter knife to spread the frosting around so it looks like it's all one piece.
The wrappers from all of them are on the table nearby, along with some colorful other cupcakes that he's going to scoop the frosting off of in order to write out a message on this cake.
Yes, he is making the Captain a "Congrats on the Sex" cake. Sure it's been a few weeks but his memory is trash okay. He's trying.
2. The Library
Well, the binder is gone, which sucks because Pratt has already forgotten 80% of the contents. He assumes one of those people obsessed with blowing the place up stole it. So he will add his contribution to its recovery.
In its place is a Serena Eterna spiral notebook with a ship on the front, the ship is crossed out and instead there's a reproduction of Ryan's original cat drawing of Guatauva, but every page afterwards also has a cat drawing. He has faithfully recreated every cat internet meme he can think of. There's space above and below to make them into ship-centric memes. So have at.
His drawings look like this because I'm not going to draw 30 cat memes.
3. Deck
Pratt picked up the best package from home he's ever gotten. It was huge heavy and when he unwrapped it he squealed like a school girl because he's so damn excited. Friday is his favorite person for the next few hours because he has his shovel launcher now. Which is exactly what it sounds like, it is a rocket launcher, that shoots shovels.
He has a pile of shovels next to him, as he stands on the deck, aiming at the hull of the ship and then KUHTHUWNK the thing embeds itself into the metal siding and Pratt straight up cackles. Oh this is fantastic.
On the other side of him is his Christmas present he never opened which is 99 cans of Pabst in an absurdly long box and he's about to have the best day. Drink some beer, launch some shovels, spend way too long prying shovels out of the ship to do it again.
Montana's finest, right here.
4. Wildcard
Hit me with anything. He's always in the buffet or arcade or around the deck doing random patrols.
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Though we're all kinda Mario since we got sucked into a weird ass other world that works off magic and shit.
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I don't think I'm Mario. Or his brother. And wouldn't that make the Captain Bowser? I don't think he's cool enough to pull that off. [Way too serious about this!]
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I think he could pull it off, I dunno why he's just wandering around like a normal dude when he could be a sickass dragon.
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I want to be godzilla. But when you have all the power in the world you can easily obtain... you still don't necessarily have your freedom. Normal people do. When you can blend in. Although it's probably also a joke we're not meant to get. I do that often. Only Klaus gets them.
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Because his dick is fucking huge. Just like.. monumentally massive. So you know, maximum.
He could blend in if he wanted to, he could have pretended to be a passenger from the beginning and probably no one would have even questioned. So he wants to be seen as the guy in charge, but also as just some guy. Which is weird. But I guess he's enjoying it.
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[Nobunaga just --]
[Takes a little bit. He was REALLY drunk but...]
[Eventually he remembers, and Oda laughs softly.] Right right, he mentioned that. But I prefer pretty feminine men. Graceful and slim even when they're stronger than me. Thought Klaus is still big enough I was a bit worried when he first suggested a few things.
So you like them uh -- [A SIZE APPROXIMATION of like 10 inches. Because Siffleur, Crichton, and Max are giants okay okay.]
[As for the Captain, Nobunaga just shrugs.] Demon Kings are always like this. On the one hand you want to be invincibly powerful, but on the other hand, it's cumbersome, boring, oh so tedious, and you begin to pine for understanding what others have that you don't. That sort of thing.
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I mean uh.. kinda? Yeah. I uhm... [Hmm. Awkward convo with the guy he takes orders from.]
Being omnipotent, all powerful, and immortal would be boring as shit. Dunno why the Captain would even want that.
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It is. Some people think it's a path to what they want. Many things are impossible without power. But power for freedom's sake will always fail. That said, I've never been able to pretend to be normal. That in itself, is a kind of hilarious joke, you know.
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Granted... Yato is my AU twin like you are Klaus's, and he goes even more in depth on cleaning than I do. Toothbrush detail work between tiles, or letting them soeak with vinegar to get rid of lye buildup. We discussed having a contest for cleaning. But neither of us have ever been called normal. He is bizarre even among Gods. People of our power don't usually clean, that is why we do. Because you should always know how to teach any task you'd order someone else to do, and fighting grime is the same as fighting a war. [Or so he says.]
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He may want that but it's not gonna work. He should be happy with what he's got, he's like almost there anyway. Able to fuck with timelines and bring people here and make reality whatever he wants it to be. What else even is there?
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Yare yare, sure. Tell him that, see what happens. I assume he isn't free. Most Gods have rules they are tortured by. It takes a very weird one like Yato to defy them, or a weird person like myself to break them so utterly to try to free everyone inside out. [... Sound familiar?]
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[Snerks!] I want to watch football. I still haven't. I want to play football. I bet I'd be fantastic at it.
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[Not the Vikings that's for sure. He didn't even get to see them get walloped. How he suffers.]
Maybe I'll see if we can get cable for like a single day. Boost morale. And then he can crush it later or whatever.
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[And Nobunaga laughs!] Seems like a good idea, it's always best to make these things pendulum, it's more extreme and effective that way, better to get it pushed in the direction you want most, and better to do it your way than let your enemies decide how to.
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I'm not great at planning for the future, and I don't remember the past most of the time, so gotta live for the present - and right now I am ready for some football.
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We should definitely ask the Captain about it. He loves that kind of thing right? And we have a sports deck, surely someone else would be willing to learn to play. Or maybe we could go on an excursion to one.
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Holy shit this opens up so many new things that Pratt is gonna pester him about.]
Ohhhhhhh fuck yes. Maybe he can just take us to the goddamn superbowl itself! Box seats and all. There's no reason he couldn't right? He took us all from random realities, he could bring us all to a new one.
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