Lights! Camera! Arrival!

[elysiantern]

[ Behold the morning of the August 9th, right up front in the dining hall a large sign has been tacked up onto the wall, obscuring a few windows in its overbearingly large text. ]

FREE RELATIONSHIP ADVICE!*

*(In exchange for information about this lovely cruise!)**

**((a bargin deal!))



[ Because after all, Elysium is all set up now, with a cute table he dragged out of a closet, an hot water kettle he's set up on top with some freshly brewed tea in paper cups, some fries he dug out a resturant. He's got it all set up to kick back for a few hours, dispatch great wisdom, and maybe have his worldveiw totally rewritten. That's the exciting things about vacations, travel and people. You'll never know what might happen next!

So if you're strolling by, come say hi! God knows he'll try and wave just about everyone he can over to share a cup of tea. ]

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[selenokinesis]

I take excellent care of Mizuki. He is my moon and my stars, after all.

[Gross!

Still, Ebalon sits back and crosses his arms and listens. He still thinks that his opinions > anyone else's opinions, but at least Elysium has his attention. He supposes that's true...

Ah, he's been pretty good at ignoring the problem and pretending it's not there by literally not bringing up any feelings ever in front of Mizuki! So you know, this is a functioning relationship.]

Venti, however, does not, and therein lies the problem I have with him in specific.

[elysiantern]

[ Cute actually, Elysium is mentally memorizing this line so he can tease Mizuki later.

Ebalon looks like he paid attention, but he did steer the conversation back to presumably his desire to kill Venti, which Elysium is not going to tell him to do. Like, this is not the KILL VENTI booth, he can't advise it. Legally. He's got a pension to keep. ]

Maybe write Venti a polite letter expressing your concerns to him? That was you can quietly let him know how you're feeling without having a fight. I can deliver it discreetly, if you want

[ He will read it in transit, but he promises not to edit out anything! ]

[selenokinesis]

[He wants to kill Venti so bad it makes him look stupid, but at the same time he doesn't want to do that because it would make Mizuki sad and he can't handle that emotionally. The penduluming continues.

Ebalon shakes his head at the offer.]

Venti and I have discussed this at-length over copious amounts of wine and a truth spell. I'm not writing him a letter — he knows my handwriting, as we've previously collaborated on such things.

[A sigh.]

I appreciate the offer.