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Lieutenant Ari Tayrey ([personal profile] astrogator) wrote in [community profile] come_sailaway2022-11-23 06:04 pm

To infinity...and beyond? (Semi-open)

Who: Ari Tayrey + willing CR + anyone else who wants in
What: Mini-plot: an expedition to determine what kind of infinite this store really is
When: 25-29??? November
Where: The Infinite Tommy Bahama
Warnings: None yet
Notes: First prompt is a text message sent to Ari's friendly-ish CR - replies are welcome even from people who don't want to take part! Other prompts are open but please note that participating characters will potentially be in the store for up to 4/5 days. Party post rules are fine, start your own toplevels and tag people other than Ari if you like. ((I checked with our lovely mod about what would happen if they tried this!))



1. Texting

I have a plan. I want to see just how infinite this Tommy Bahama is. Multi-day expedition for data collection? It could be informative. Maybe fun, too. Interested in coming along?

- Tayrey

2. Preparing

Even people who don't know Ari well may notice that something is up. It's not often that people walk into Tommy Bahama wearing backpacks full of supplies. There's some last-minute preparation going on here, as well as a last-minute opportunity to join the expedition. Expect Ari to want to check and make sure everyone has all the essentials with them. She's used to preparing for trips to uninhabited and potentially hostile planets, and it shows. Don't mind the fussing. She wouldn't do it if she didn't care.

3. Exploring

Despite all the promises, the expedition is - well, boring might be an accurate description, unless you're really invested in the outcome. There's a lot of walking past the same racks of clothes, over and over and over. Infinite length doesn't mean infinite variety.

Ari's fascinated, and she'll be chattering about loop programming to anyone who will listen, and attempting to measure the distance between one rack of garishly-patterned bikinis and the next iteration of that very same rack. She'll encourage tests, too - what happens if you completely destroy one of the displays? Is the destruction repeated? (Spoiler alert: no, it's not that kind of loop, but let's try it a few times anyway and make sure?)

Maybe you give up and head back after a few hours. Maybe you have a run-in with the Bahamanal. Maybe you join in with Ari's ridiculous spacer song singalong - she is in a good mood. It's Tommy Bahama, anything could happen.

4. Relaxing

Ari pushes the pace on the first day, because it comes naturally to do so, and possibly, subconsciously, to weed out anyone who isn't serious about this and is going to cause them problems once they're a long way in. Eventually, though, it's time to stop for the night. There's not a campfire, but it's a fine social occasion just the same. Ari's brought some Serena Eterna branded playing cards, and she's up for a little gambling. Maybe you have some other entertainment ideas. Don't stay up too long, though - see if you can't make a nice nest of clothes to bed down in. There's plenty of walking to do tomorrow.

5. Emerging

Plenty of data has been collected about the repeating displays, but there's no end in sight to this store. Is it really infinite? If there's a way to answer that question, this expedition won't do it. It's over two days in when the group realises that they're over halfway through the supplies they brought. Time to turn around, whether that leaves you disappointed or delighted.

Unfortunately, there are no tricks of perception or proportion here. It'll take just as long to walk out as it did to walk in. Look on the bright side, at least you're carrying less weight? Finally, on the fifth day, the intrepid explorers who stayed the distance catch sight of the store entrance up ahead. Who saw it first?

6. Wildcard

Anything else you want to do! (Just let me know if I need to add warnings to the header :) )
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2022-11-25 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
"...I'm very willing to keep talking about Teyrey, but I'm gonna divert you for a second here, Demon King." There's an edge of irritation to Erin's curiosity now, not violent, but...

...Well. Manners aside she's still quite mad about before.

"Do you envision me as the kind of person who would have just shown up here if we hadn't? Even if she's expecting a milk run on this expedition, Tommy Bahama has real danger. She has to know she can rely on the people she's taking with her; that if some new horror emerges, the person next to her will protect both her and the people who are here under her command, however informal that command might be. So. Am I stupid enough to have not had that conversation with her?"
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[personal profile] busball 2022-11-25 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Klaus guesses that since she's offered the hand, it's okay to touch her hand. He doesn't let the hand shake linger, but does offer a, "Nice to meet you, too." They glance out around. "Yeah. I don't trust that cougar or my boyfriend around him terribly." Klaus squints over toward Nobunaga. "He's far too excited about getting eaten. But I told him, if he wants to be-" A beat. "Anyway, I'm supposed to be behaving myself, so...nevermind that."

He shrugs. "But fair."
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2022-11-25 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe he's reluctant to let you eat his sausage because it's not friendly to Shinto dietary restrictions."

(...WOW we're really just saying that huh?)

Listen. Listen, me. Listen. Gideon Nav was an inspiration.

(Yeah, okay, that's fair).
konpeito_aji: (Caped confidence)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Siffleur's not a problem," Nobunaga can't help chiming in. "He's my friend. And we have an arrangement anyway. However, do worry about the Bahanamals. They've multiplied and grown offspring." Nobunaga tosses a box of knives at Klaus recklessly, (at least it's in a box! He just threw a knife at Stede's head once to see how he blocked it!) having just come back from stringing pineapple lights around the area. "The lights won't stop the big ones, and they're high up so it won't do anything to the small ones, but it should serve as warning to slow the big ones down enough should we need to run."

A quiet hum, grabbing a seat on the other side of Klaus. "The less people drink, the less we have to worry about other liquid consumption. Everyone is aware of their own limits, yes? So I'll not advise against anyone drinking, but don't overdo it." And he'll handle Klaus in general. "I'll pay in the form of truths should you wish it, since we've been mostly using dares as bribes. And nothing is more valuable than information." Except people and friendship, of course.
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Ten Minutes Of This Later

[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2022-11-25 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
"...But behind the door of cherry blossoms was a door made from clockwork, which opened only when wound by its key..."

Erin shows no signs of stopping.
konpeito_aji: (falcon sword and gun: check)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Teyrey's not the only prickly one.

Now how does he frame this...

SLOWLY:

"It was a leading question. I am in the habit of taking advantage of my people's tendency to imply and infer and dance around what they truly mean, yet here I was doing the same thing, taking the slow route in my effort not to kick doors down and oni trample all underfoot. The true meaning of the question, wasn't to imply you must not have, but to give you ample room to state in advance of my questions just how much you wish to about that conversation, so that I don't ask things you don't want to deal with. I wouldn't have made Teyrey a General, the highest position I have under my command without knowing she can handle it. And I've already tested her in more ways than she realizes." A nod.

He knows she and Klaus got mad at each other before, Klaus because he hates war, and didn't want anyone under 18 joining the army, because even after 18 was too much, for wars that shouldn't have happened, and indeed, all of Vietnam is off limits for him. Teyrey, because you couldn't immerse in L-Space training after 15, and she hated the implication that she was incompetent for being young. There's been a few times he's upset Teyrey too, usually about Hell, her eagerness to escape the ship by any means available. Even though as far as Nobunaga is concerned, the ship is but a vehicle to be used as they see fit. Though it's a whole space = celestial realm, and the past = Hell, and this is purgatory thing. So of course it was a huge downgrade for her.

"As it is, I lack much contextual knowledge, I know how she thinks of slavery," because she'd told him about her fears of pirates and their torture and enslaving children for L-Space capacities, and it was a big reason he was training her, but, "But nothing of what it means in your world or time, or what you said then to put her at ease." If.
konpeito_aji: (I'll have go on a killing spree)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
"I fucking hate monks," Nobunaga just point blank tells anyone listening.

"It's doors the whole way down, right?" Though at this point he's getting curious how long it can go!

"I'd admire his persistence. If he wasn't a monk."
theotherright: (I'm sorry what?)

[personal profile] theotherright 2022-11-25 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Arthur had honestly zoned out thinking about something else several minutes ago, like a child trying to listen to all the begats in the Bible. Nobunaga chipping in brings him back to earth suddenly.

"My god, are we still opening doors?"
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[personal profile] busball 2022-11-25 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Klaus actually giggles at this. "Oh, no. He's hardly religious. Also there's absolutely no way he would deny me that. I like to worship the seat of Heaven." Yes, this is very funny to them. So fucking funny.

"What I meant to say was that I told him that the only person that should get the honor of eating his ass was me." A beat. "And I don't mean in a cannibalism way." He's aware that Nobunaga's listening now, so he says, "I think I've got him convinced that my way is much more enjoyable anyway."
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[personal profile] busball 2022-11-25 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not whining," they argue. "I'm pouting. It's very different." Obviously. DUH!

"Don't be mean. I'm too cute to be mean to." Still more pouting. "I like the fun punishments more than this."
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OTA

[personal profile] not_the_last 2022-11-25 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Preparing

Cassandra hadn't really planned on going on this expedition at all. Much as she loved to play at being an adventurer when she was a small child, it's been years since she thought to picture herself in the role. She was entirely prepared to send a thanks-and-regrets response to Lieutenant Tayrey, even to the point of considering the phrasing.

Then Erin asked her to come.

So: armor, rapier and dagger, a bottle for carrying water, a little blank book and pencil to make notes. She can't find torches or candles or a tinderbox for sale anywhere on the ship, though, and she'd give a great deal for a good fifty feet of hempen rope.

Exploring

She's the first to hear it, she's fairly sure, when the sound emerges from behind several racks of clothing: the sound of something large and heavy trying hard to move stealthily. Without even thinking about it, she holds up a hand to try to warn the others to hold still.

Relaxing

She hasn't walked this much in years. When they stop for the first night, Cassandra is flat on her back almost at once, not groaning but only because it doesn't seem appropriate. In a few minutes she's going to try and massage some life back into her feet.
theotherright: (that were like memories of you)

not here

[personal profile] theotherright 2022-11-25 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
(Near the card table, for probably completely unrelated reasons, Arthur starts to choke on his nonalcoholic beverage.)
konpeito_aji: (It's not that I like you or anything b-b)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck he's too cute. Must not be defeated so easily!

"I can't sexy punish you in front of the others, unless they tell me explicitly that they want to watch and you say it's okay." This is being stated out loud solely for Nobuanga's benefit to forcibly remind himself, okay.

"I'll carry you a little, but you have to be careful, because I can't use my whip and naginta as well like that. I don't get the physical benefits of being a demon, remember?"
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In which Erin chooses violence (CW cannibalism??)

[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2022-11-25 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Erin's ears twitch in Arthur's direction; she raises her eyebrows a couple times at Klaus before continuing, eeeeeever-so-slightly louder: "I wouldn't dismiss the erotic innovations of cannibals so easily, Klaus. A dash of salt and a bit of garlic butter really brings out the flavor of ass, y'know?"
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[personal profile] busball 2022-11-25 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Klaus grins widely. "I will tell you when we stop. And like maybe when we're a little bit away from others." This is all before very obviously talking about their sex life to a group of people. Oops.

"Hmmmmm..." They consider the possibilities. Not Genie in a Bottle and not Barbie Girl...and definitely not a lot of the songs his brain is conjuring up right now. Okay. They are settling on Dancing Queen because that seems safe enough.
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Re: OTA

[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2022-11-25 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Preparing (possibly doesn't need reply? You won't break my heart either way)

It's no fifty feet of hempen rope but GOOD GOD HOW OFTEN HAS ERIN BEEN IN THIS STORE? The home-made rope she passes to Cassandra after hearing her lady (love(no)) complain about its absence is uh.

Well, it's lengthy.

Turns out insomnia gives a girl a lot of free time.

Relaxing

Erin takes a seat down near Cassandra's aching feet and quirks an eyebrow at her from under the blindfold. "Would you like help with that -" the words 'my lady' almost visibly go to Erin's lips and are crammed back into her throat before she can just say that in front of everyone here, "- Cass?"

She waggles her fingers by way of demonstration-slash-temptation.
konpeito_aji: (amused)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Nobunaga's just nodding. (Which is VERY USEFUL to the BLIND people here...) It's 100% true.]

[Yup, that's his partner! \o/]

[He actually told Ari, he wasn't going to sleep with Klaus the first night, just in case, but Klaus made the seat of heaven pun and Nobunaga was like "Nah fuck that," and fucked Klaus too. YOLO.]
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Relaxing

[personal profile] not_the_last 2022-11-25 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
"A watch would be a good plan," Cassandra says, her expression serious. "We know there are hazards in here. Even if something comes at us fast, a few moments warning could make all the difference."

No, she's never had any adventuring experience -- but she's read every great tactician her father once kept in his library, and she's definitely sound on theory.
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[personal profile] busball 2022-11-25 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Klaus sighs. "Yeah. I guess that's true. Ari will kick us out if we start doing stuff in front of everyone." He pauses. "Do you think we're allowed to kiss and snuggle? Is that against the rules, too?" This will be a verrrryyyyy long multiple day trip if so. Klaus guesses they could settle for something like...hand holding. Which is very intimate, but...at least not questionable.

A pause as they levitate a little bit, putting the bags in their lap. "You could just pull me. It's not sexy if we don't let it be." This is a lie, but Klaus is willing to believe this lie. "And then let it go if you have to fight."
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sdkjalfnsdjkf SORRY ABOUT IT, ARTHUR. (NSFW?)

[personal profile] busball 2022-11-25 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Klaus glances over at Erin for a moment before glancing over at Arthur. Well, if they're making this worse...

"So what you're saying is to more fully enjoy the experience, I should make my boyfriend's ass taste like my future spouse garlic bread." They nod a little at these words as if it makes sense, but it almost sounds like a good idea. Is that a terrible idea? "Less cake, more bread."

Just gonna turn to look at Nobunaga. "You good with that, babe? I promise whatever garlic butter I can't lick off we'll wash off afterwards."
konpeito_aji: (Don't get carried away)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no that pleading soft look!

Nobunaga takes off his tie, and loops it around Klaus' wrist again.

"Okay."

He will believe the lie too!

"Just remember you're in charge of my heart, so be careful not to break it. Before Ari has to kick us, Valdis will throw me into something in her true form. She can smell our --" lalala lust, thoughts, hormones, how incredibly horny they are 24/7. "Affection. Ah literally. You'll understand when you see it."
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THESE EARS HEAR NOTHING

[personal profile] not_the_last 2022-11-25 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
On the other side of the camp, the small heap of blankets that is Cassandra doesn't so much as twitch in response to all the hilarity. She's either mercifully asleep or furiously pretending to be.

Which is it? You don't know.
konpeito_aji: (Smug son of a bitch)

My twin is dying btw ty all / NSFW / Cannibalism / anti-religion ofc

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Duly noted, yes. I haven't eaten cougar yet, but if anything happens, I promised to do so. It's a religious thing."

You know, in the literal opposite of Shintoism, because even with Nobunaga acknowledging Amaterasu as his goddess, he is still the Demon King of 6th Heaven and so forth.

"Got any cougar recipes?"

Making this worse? MAKING THIS WORSE!
konpeito_aji: (Smug son of a bitch)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Nobunaga bops his head along cheerfully. Yes. Why not.

He has the worst time not corrupting this though.

"Oh!" when Klaus finishes. "You've heard Stairway to Heaven, right? Have you listened to much metal ever? Eddie's a fan of it." So is Nobunaga.
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The CWs Will Continue Until Morale Improves

[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2022-11-25 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Demon King, where are your royal manners? You ask Siffleur that question, one friend to another. Wouldn't he do you the same courtesy?"

Having heard no argument against Erin dealing cards at the very least, even if she can't win prizes, Erin takes hold of the deck and starts shuffling with a surprising amount of showmanship.

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