Where: The PA systems and Friday's desk
What: the inescapable podcast played over the ship's PA, Sections to be posted in top levels
When: mid-November
Who: April, Flan, and their unwilling audience (you)
Warnings?: casual jokes about drugs, April is really mean about empaths, possession talk, April and Flan's usual lack of care about these things.
Around 2pm, with no warning, a now very familiar voice comes over the intercom.
"Goooooooood afternoon Serena Eterna and welcome to the second shipside edition of the Bunkercast! I’m Flan and today I’m joined by my co-host Aahhhheyaahhh! Dancing in September!”
The co-host is unfamiliar (but not too unfamiliar) to all by an exclusive few, takes over.
"Not without at least four margaritas in me." they say.
"We’ll get to that later! Passengers of all shapes and sizes, get your favourite beverage and start on whatever chore you’ve been putting off while we keep you entertained for an hour! As always, get your phones ready to text me because this is an interactive show and we love to read things out on air!
( But first, and most regrettably, we have some bad news. We are retiring one of our drops. )