come_sailaway | Poetry Club & Karaoke Party OTA

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Poetry Club & Karaoke Party OTA

Who: Nobunaga & YOU!
What: Self Defense sumo + throws, Poetry Club, and Karaoke PARTY - Post your own!
When: This weekend + last week in general
Where: Sports deck for sumo, Lounge for Poetry, Chatterbox for Karaoke
Content Warnings: Nobunaga is a disaster and you are all preemptively warned for threads. The S&M jokes for sumo are going to be plentiful, feel free to avoid. He will be a lot more contained for the others, honestly.

1. Sumo / Self-Defense Throws

Out of respect for Klaus sleeping past noon, all the training on the sports deck, is moved to the afternoons, and it's fine anyway, since Nobunaga is ~~in time-out~~ restricted from playing Siffleur's game too much, so he's spending less time practicing ~~zen~~ the fruitless art of trying to "organize" the infinite Tommy Bahamas.

"Oh, the throws I'll show
Violence is my favorite
Masochists are strong."

He will not repeat this haiku later today, he's just in a really good mood. Such a good mood.

Today Ari is getting thrown too! YAY! The O Goshi or big hip throw. But for the most part Klaus will take the worst of it by helpfully demonstrating that being smaller isn't a disadvantage.

Start a betting pool on how long Nobunaga's control holds out, because demons (even metaphorical ones!) aren't well known for their restraint.

2 Poetry Club:

The signs are back up and everywhere, but at least he has taken down the "JOIN OR DIE" it now has a slightly more friendly "beginners welcome, bring what you've memorized or make new ones!" and Nobuanga goes to great great lengths to try to drag his folding screen from his room back to the lounge. It has a haiku from Hon'ami Koetsu on it, about hawks, and also painting of hawks. He felt like sharing.

Post your own poems, join the club, etc. etc. Wonder why the knife-club weirdo is also a poetry fanatic. Yeah. Do your own thing.

3 KARAOKE OTA:

[Nobunaga has been literally practicing. You're not supposed to practice karaoke, but fuck it, NOBUNAGA DOES. And from the start of Poetry club, he's always ended it so he can make it to Karaoke. And he has PLANS.]

[He sings Hit Me Baby One More Time in his ridiculously deep bass, and does a dance. A bizarre fusion of the 16th century fan dance and Britney Spears. It is as weird as it sounds, yes.]

[He is also drinking something exceptionally fruity and colorful looking and definitely going to be a bit more enthusiastic than the last two months. He's loosened up. Come party and show off?]

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Valdis takes the towel and wraps it around herself, rolling her eyes when Nobunaga tackles Klaus. So much for cooling off.

"I'm headed away...far away. Let me know when you want to do the spa, Klaus honey." She blows him a kiss and heads out of the pool area. "Have fun you two!"

Klaus makes a startled noise at the suddenly wet hug. It's probably a good thing that this is like...Tommy Bahama wear and not something that would feel uncomfortable to be wet in.

"Oh...uh...yeah...sure." Why is she so hot? This is incredibly unfair to him. "Will totally reach out."

Grrrrr. Nobuanga tugs Klaus' cheeks instantly in both hands. "It's your fault I even got thrown in the pool!" LOOK AT HIM GRRRRRRRRRRR!

"Owwww." He's swatting at Nobunaga's arms. "Stooooopppppppp! It's also YOUR FAULT that I had to see her naked, so think about that. You did this!!!"

Nobuanga is SO TORN. On the one hand, he's definitely very fucking jealous. On the other hand, that's really funny and cute, and he can't stay even the slightest bit mad with Klaus very long.

You know what is not the appropriate solution at all?

Stripping naked. At least he has to let go of Klaus for this. "I've half a mind to whip you on deck!" he ferally snarls... while stripping. HELPING?

Klaus might need to drag him elsewhere. "Her being hot will not save you Lucky Number! Notice me more!" He is a five year old throwing a tantrum.

Klaus's attention definitely shifts. "You can't whip me on the deck, Nobunaga!" I mean, he could and Klaus would fucking let him, too, but THINK OF THE CHILDREN! Will no one think of SecUnit at a time like this?!

So they just grab him by whatever piece of clothing is closest and drag him. "Calm down already. Geez. I get hot over a naked woman one time and you just wanna strip naked on the deck and threaten me with a whip. Could have just ordered me to your bed like a normal person."

"Oh." A happy blush and he lets himself be tugged along.

"But what about training?"

Ehhhhhhhh..........

Sex first?

No wait. He just had his cooled off.

"Ah....."

This curious feeling. Nobunaga hugs Klaus hard again, half wet and half naked. "I love you. Sorry I am so bad at sharing. I will get stronger, I promise."

“We can go back to training if you want. Can just throw me around for a little and then after we’ll go back to the room. Or wherever.”

Klaus hugs him back, laughing a little. “Just cause someone’s hot doesn’t mean I’m gonna do anything. I mean unless we’re all in agreement about it.” There’s a quick cheek kiss. “I gave you my word on that and I still mean it. Okay? I love you too.”

ALL the blushing.

He probably better have sex first with Klaus, or he won't even be able to concentrate at this rate!

"Mmn... I love you too," quiet blushing. "Ah! I wasn't worried about that. I know you wouldn't!" Tsun glances away. "I just wanted your eyes on me!" A huff! "I'm not used to not being the center of attention." Deadpan, but true. "And even if everyone else ignores me, the one whose eyes I most want on me, is you. That is all."

The blushing is Klaus' favorite part. It's so cute.

Klaus very purposefully leans back, looking Nobunaga up and down like the fucking snack he is. "Better, babe?" He kisses his other cheek. "But you know...I look at you all the time. You make my brain all wonky all the time. So sometimes...I gotta pay attention to other people. Even if it's just like...in a friend way."

Nobunaga beams EAR TO EAR. That is exactly what he wanted, yes, thank you. He even flexes his arms, since they're exposed again.

"Yes." Beam.

A small laugh and Nobunaga rubs his nose against' Klaus. "I don't want you to not look!" Laughs. "Or pay attention to them..." blush blush blush. "I think I was just mad, because the whole time I was trying to think of things other than you so I wouldn't be driving her crazy with my thoughts... and she said she would voice yours. So when I saw you after the pool I was just happy and then..." BLUSH. Glares sideways again! "It's ridiculous." A huff. And a quick bite to Klaus' earlobe if he lets him.

"She's pretty hot though, right?" That is not a test, because otherwise they will both fail, and fuck that.

"Mmm. You wanted all my dirty thoughts you be about you, huh?" He laughs softly, absolutely letting Nobunaga bite his earlobe. "Sorry, babe. Promise to have more dirty thoughts about you all the time in the future." Which is almost impossible to lie about because...damn. They are definitely annoying about how often they are ready to fuck almost immediately. "Also probably we need to calm down just a little around people. Maybe." If it's possible.

He laughs softly. "Yeah. So fucking hot. I was doing my best not to look cause I was pretty sure it was the polite thing to do, but...damn."

"Yes, exactly. Good. As you should." Mufufufu. A slightly irritated note. Does he even care about other people? Well he cares about Klaus so...

He picks Klaus up to carry them back to their room.

"I do not think she can complain much about manners, seeing as she specifically called your attention to her." Right? Sort of? As Nobunaga sees it... And that's not even a slight on her, Nobunaga was just jealous and wanted to do the same okay okay.

"Thinking about you naked right now. And the noises you make whenever I touch you or when I use my mouth." And yes. He is very much thinking about it. It's very distracting. So much that they are surprised when they're picked up.

"Oh." Yep. Surprised.

That's fair. "Yeah. I guess so. That's probably fair." They hum softly before saying. "Want to see how long I can keep levitating before I lose concentration this time?" Cause this is something they've actually wanted to try for a moment. Using their levitation for sex reasons. Sure, they're not really that great, but they could try.

A small smirk, that easily falls into his usual laugh. "Absolutely."

But in true evil fashion.... "But this time instead of just rewards, I shall also punish you if you fail. A bit of fear to help keep you concentrating this time. Mufufu."

Klaus studies Nobunaga's face for a moment. "You do know that punishment is a turn on for me so that's basically just the same as rewards???"

"Yes, otherwise I wouldn't do it. You are precious and deserve better things in your life." A gentle kiss. Chu!

Klaus smiles at the kiss. He's still getting used to softness, to gentle touches and things. And he likes it, really. "I do...I..." He studies him quietly. "I also sometimes like it with less punishment. Sometimes. For special occasions. As a treat." They're quiet for a moment. "Not necessary, but if you feel like it...ever."

"Rewards, and punishment. I know how you are. This is why you're my favorite." Another gentle kiss, the party is probably getting away from them now.

Klaus blushes brightly. It's the dumbest thing ever. So stupid. "I don't think I've ever been anyone's favorite," he says so quietly he's not sure if Nobunaga can even hear him. "You're my favorite, too."

All the kisses!

Quietly, Nobunaga thinks the cult must adore him, more than Klaus gives themselves credit for. Still... it's different between really knowing someone inside out, and seeing a mistaken illusion as the real thing. "To know you is to love you. Even for those who only get tiny glimpses and cannot tell the difference between your inside and out." A gentle nose rub! "Klaus I... I will always love you. Know this always. And be free." Chu!

Klaus accepts the kisses. They're his favorite thing. "I'm definitely not used to that." Just loved by people. It doesn't sound real. But maybe. "I hope that's true." They don't mean to say it out loud, but once they have, it isn't like they can take it back. "But I love you, too. For as long as you'll let me."

A laugh! "Forever? Ah, but I am so selfish, even that may not be enough for me! You better never get bored of me, or I might try to keep you anyway. I'll forever keep trying to romance you and regain your attention trying more and more things I've never thought of before!"

Klaus laughs a little. “You’re incredibly ridiculous and I hope neither of us get tired of one another cause that sounds like a lot for the two of us. Also who else will put up with me? I don’t know.”

"Probably anyone om the ship. You are very loved, but too bad for them, I got to you first." Is he gloating? Yeah. He's gloating.

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