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Lieutenant Ari Tayrey ([personal profile] astrogator) wrote in [community profile] come_sailaway2022-11-23 06:04 pm

To infinity...and beyond? (Semi-open)

Who: Ari Tayrey + willing CR + anyone else who wants in
What: Mini-plot: an expedition to determine what kind of infinite this store really is
When: 25-29??? November
Where: The Infinite Tommy Bahama
Warnings: None yet
Notes: First prompt is a text message sent to Ari's friendly-ish CR - replies are welcome even from people who don't want to take part! Other prompts are open but please note that participating characters will potentially be in the store for up to 4/5 days. Party post rules are fine, start your own toplevels and tag people other than Ari if you like. ((I checked with our lovely mod about what would happen if they tried this!))



1. Texting

I have a plan. I want to see just how infinite this Tommy Bahama is. Multi-day expedition for data collection? It could be informative. Maybe fun, too. Interested in coming along?

- Tayrey

2. Preparing

Even people who don't know Ari well may notice that something is up. It's not often that people walk into Tommy Bahama wearing backpacks full of supplies. There's some last-minute preparation going on here, as well as a last-minute opportunity to join the expedition. Expect Ari to want to check and make sure everyone has all the essentials with them. She's used to preparing for trips to uninhabited and potentially hostile planets, and it shows. Don't mind the fussing. She wouldn't do it if she didn't care.

3. Exploring

Despite all the promises, the expedition is - well, boring might be an accurate description, unless you're really invested in the outcome. There's a lot of walking past the same racks of clothes, over and over and over. Infinite length doesn't mean infinite variety.

Ari's fascinated, and she'll be chattering about loop programming to anyone who will listen, and attempting to measure the distance between one rack of garishly-patterned bikinis and the next iteration of that very same rack. She'll encourage tests, too - what happens if you completely destroy one of the displays? Is the destruction repeated? (Spoiler alert: no, it's not that kind of loop, but let's try it a few times anyway and make sure?)

Maybe you give up and head back after a few hours. Maybe you have a run-in with the Bahamanal. Maybe you join in with Ari's ridiculous spacer song singalong - she is in a good mood. It's Tommy Bahama, anything could happen.

4. Relaxing

Ari pushes the pace on the first day, because it comes naturally to do so, and possibly, subconsciously, to weed out anyone who isn't serious about this and is going to cause them problems once they're a long way in. Eventually, though, it's time to stop for the night. There's not a campfire, but it's a fine social occasion just the same. Ari's brought some Serena Eterna branded playing cards, and she's up for a little gambling. Maybe you have some other entertainment ideas. Don't stay up too long, though - see if you can't make a nice nest of clothes to bed down in. There's plenty of walking to do tomorrow.

5. Emerging

Plenty of data has been collected about the repeating displays, but there's no end in sight to this store. Is it really infinite? If there's a way to answer that question, this expedition won't do it. It's over two days in when the group realises that they're over halfway through the supplies they brought. Time to turn around, whether that leaves you disappointed or delighted.

Unfortunately, there are no tricks of perception or proportion here. It'll take just as long to walk out as it did to walk in. Look on the bright side, at least you're carrying less weight? Finally, on the fifth day, the intrepid explorers who stayed the distance catch sight of the store entrance up ahead. Who saw it first?

6. Wildcard

Anything else you want to do! (Just let me know if I need to add warnings to the header :) )
busball: (12)

[personal profile] busball 2022-11-25 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah. I think everyone and their mom has heard Stairway to Heaven." Klaus pauses for a moment, squinting at Nobunaga. Is this going where they think it's going or is this just like...a coincidence?

"I don't really do metal? It's not my music genre of choice, but..." He pauses. "If you wanna sing something, then...that's okay. I'll listen to it."
busball: (72)

[personal profile] busball 2022-11-25 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Klaus smiles happily at that as he feels the tie around his wrist. Mmmm. This is very good. Oh right. Not sexy. Nope.

They look at him quietly for a moment, wanting even more to hold hands now that they are talking cute to each other. "I couldn't break your heart if I wanted," Klaus replies, pretty sure that's the facts. How would he break it? Why would he? "She can smell affection? That's weird." They pause, frowning for a moment. "I mean like...unusual. How does that work?" But now he wants to see it!!
konpeito_aji: (Ruthless)

Indeed

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't have manners," blandly. It's true. "Besides he hasn't eaten cougar either. And I don't know demon king recipes, but he said he'd tell me how I tasted. It's in my contract I'm not allowed to keep playing the game anymore." A SHRUG.

"What game are we playing? I don't know much about card games."
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[personal profile] not_the_last 2022-11-25 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Hm?" Cassandra lifts her head, blinking. "I'm sorry -- help with what? I can help set up camp, I just. Need a moment."
konpeito_aji: (TEEHEE!)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely not a coincidence, but he is trying not to get TOO on point. "I was thinking of Number of the Beast. It's 666, by the way. In the Bible. Just like 6 heavens. Ah, but it's a little hard to sing without the musical accompaniment. I will sing Beatles." A firm nod.

"Good day sunshine~!
I need to laugh
And when the sun is out
I've got something to laugh about!
I feel good, in a special way,
I'm in love, and it's a sunny day!"

It's funny because there's NO SUN.

"Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine!
We take a walk, the sun is shining down, burns my feet as they touch the ground!" Extra funny because Klaus isn't walking.

"Then we lie beneath a shady tree, I love him and he's loving me~! He feels good, he knows he's looking fine, I'm so proud to know he is mine!"
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2022-11-25 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Erin pokes Cassandra's foot by way of answer. Little castles spark in her Mantle.
konpeito_aji: (blushy Demon King)

They are insufferable

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
"You'll see."

A beat, and Nobunaga holds Klaus' hand and softly sings, "Don't go breaking my heart."
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[personal profile] busball 2022-11-25 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Ah. Yes." Klaus can't help the smirk forming as he looks over. "The six heavens, yes. And you are the sixth." If his gaze flickers for a brief moment where it's not supposed to, no it didn't. You didn't see shit.

Klaus hums along softly as he sings, a little blush starting to creep across his cheeks as they get to the last little bit of song. "You're far too cute." Oops. The words he's not meant to say.

"I'm proud to be yours, too."
not_the_last: (Default)

[personal profile] not_the_last 2022-11-25 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Cassandra muffles a yelp. "Oh, don't, don't do that --"
not_the_last: (Default)

Preparing (because I wanted this one too)

[personal profile] not_the_last 2022-11-25 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Rope!" Cassandra spots it with a glad cry. "Do you know, I was trying for days to find some? It didn't occur to me for a moment to try making some."
busball: (95)

That is true

[personal profile] busball 2022-11-25 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
The hand holding makes his whole face light up. From pouting to stupidly giddy in a very short time. Yes. The song does not help all his feelings. They love their boyfriend so much that it's dumb and they'd be sorry, but they're already singing along.

"This is gonna be really difficult," he whispers. This is like hard mode. How is it so hard not to be horny for your boyfriend? It seems impossible, but he's found a way. "Uggggh. I love you too much."
konpeito_aji: (dangerous dance)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
"You know the punishment for that," tugs Klaus' on the leash tie and bites his wrist gently.

"Be good or I'll purposely sing things to freak you out. So more Beatles?"
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2022-11-25 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
"You're gonna have to be specific," Erin teases warmly. "Don't poke you there or don't unleash my considerable skill and patience in order to rub the soreness out after your long day?"
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[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
"I love you too, Gorgeous. I'll even try to refrain from using the whip until necessary to make this easier on you. Unless mentioning it is also a problem, in which case..." evil grin. "Oops."
crushed_pearls: (Default)

Re: Preparing (because I wanted this one too)

[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2022-11-25 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Erin passes Cassandra a coil of the rope with a broad grin. "I wouldn't try climbing with it but rope came in handy when I challenged Siffleur in here, and the answer to 'do we have enough rope' is always no. Yours to keep."
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[personal profile] busball 2022-11-25 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Klaus makes a soft, surprised noise as he’s yanked over. “Oops.” His brain has fallen right into the gutter, but he’s trying to behave himself anyway.

“Cannot decide if I want to be good and never know or be bad and find out.” Kind of both.
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[personal profile] not_the_last 2022-11-25 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't poke there," Cassandra ... does not whine, she is a lady and ladies don't whine, there must be a better word for that.

And then, in a tone that is both somewhat mollified and hopeful: "... do you know how to do that?"
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Re: Preparing (because I wanted this one too)

[personal profile] not_the_last 2022-11-25 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
She takes it with a nod. "Thank you. I don't know what we might need it for, but we're sure to need it if we don't have it."
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[personal profile] busball 2022-11-25 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Klaus groans softly. “You did that on purpose.”
crushed_pearls: (Default)

THIRTY MORE MINUTES OF THIS

[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2022-11-25 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Was that a powerful enough request to stop? No; the ancient law dictates they must suffer further.

"...having solved the Lament Door, our man, weary, deep into the monastery, is confronted with a door made of layered cheese sandwiches..."
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2022-11-25 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Erin doesn't answer aloud; she simply shuffles herself around to put Cass's feet in her lap and gets to work, with all of the promised skill and patience.

(...Y'know everyone else can see this right?)

Shhh, it's fine, we're pampering her.
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[personal profile] not_the_last 2022-11-25 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
By now Cassandra has long since dissolved into laughter, excused herself to eat something, returned, and dissolved into laughter again to find it still going.

"Has no one insisted you skip to the end yet?"
konpeito_aji: (ma... masaka!)

1/2

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Little bit of both, is it?"

He's too amused. So Fool on the Hill was going to be his playing nice. The song named after him by Possessed Steel was going to be for being bad, though it was pretty difficult a capella.

Led Zeppelin Fool in the Rain is right out though. That will definitely make them both worse. But it's one to sing later for him. Original Sin? No, still bad.

"I swear my brain turns into melted ice cream around you."

Instead of gun or metal songs, maybe just a more morbid Beatles?
konpeito_aji: (Let's fight!)

2/2

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 06:02 am (UTC)(link)


Maxwell's Silver Hammer, perfect.

"Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test tube, oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Joa-oa-oa-oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead~!"

So fucking chipper about it.
konpeito_aji: (Smug son of a bitch)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
"I want to see how long it takes to get a konpeito door. Or how many varieties there are. Or if she'll get bored and run out."

He's not a merciful demon king.

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