We didn't choose the pirate life

[touchofcashmere]

Who: Stede Bonnet, Edward "Blackbeard" Teach, Lucius Spriggs, Skulduggery, John Watson, Darcy LeJeune, Diana York, Ava, Yuri Lowell, Clarke Griffin, Beetlejuice, Jinx, Jim Jimenez and Hiram
What: Pirate Crew Meet & Greet
When: 5/27
Where: Bellona Theater
Warnings None yet




Everyone at some point will get an invite to the theater, either pressed into their hand or shoved under their door. The stage is set with black curtains hanging in the background and on each seat there will be a little gift basket with a black ribbon, a name, a candy bar and a black pen with a little spiral notebook.

In each notebook, Stede has written a little note of encouragement. He will wait for them all to find their seats before he begins.

Comments

[saltwaterlungs]

Sucks for you then,

[ Darcy flicks the blade closed and very visibly telegraphs going to put it in her pocket. Come on, you want it boy? Throw them a bone. ]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[siiiiiiiiighs

makes the same vague gesture as before. go on. give it a shot.]

[saltwaterlungs]

[ Darcy raises an eyebrow in Clarke's direction. She set him up, time for her to knock him down. ]

[skaikru]

( wow, damn. remind clarke to take darcy into every future battle she ever wages, at least against this specific sociopath. but never one to ignore a good set up, nor look the gift horse of forced honesty in the mouth — )

What's your endgame here?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[uggggggh. boring questions. immediately starts fiddling with the fabric on top of the seat in front of him.]

Apotheosis.

[skaikru]

( end of the day, much like jinx, clarke doesn't know what the hell that means off the top of her head.

but. unlike jinx. she's spent long enough at her mother's elbow, knee deep in medical books to obtain a passing sort of understanding of latin. and get past the greek implications, latin's always a good language to lean on. )

You want to —

( her breath catches in her throat, and against every instinct yelling to maintain eye contact, clarke looks up to catch darcy's eyes. what did she just hear? )

I don't think you can make yourself a god.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

I can do whatever I want to do. [so. remember to consider that fact.]

[skaikru]

( is it a fact, or — )

...Okay. Then why haven't you done it yet?

( what's keeping you from godhood, you pathetic smokey bitch. )

[sictransitgloriamundi]

I'm still trying to figure out the "how" of it. It wouldn't be worthwhile if it was easy to figure it out.

[skaikru]

So you can't. Actually do whatever you want to do.

( just. yanno. to make that clear and say it out loud. )

No matter how long you've been at it.

So where do we factor into your quest for ascension? I don't know of any gods who got their disciples by kidnapping them and making them fight to the death.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[mildly petulantly] For now. It will happen when it happens. Time is one resource I have a limitless supply of.

You think rather highly of yourself, don't you. You're fuel for my research. Nothing more.

[skaikru]

( a soft, yet utterly disbelieving scoff. a hmph, not at all discouraged by his dismissal. )

I never sat down and talked to a can of gasoline to tell it how it was going to burn. And I never threw a party after instigating a mass murder.

You remember to get that cool knife, the rule was honesty right?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[flat stare]

Can cans of gasoline talk back in your world.

[saltwaterlungs]

[ Darcy pulls the knife out to waggle it in place. His goal of apotheosis was of course a fool's errand, and for some reason it... relaxes her a little, that his efforts would ultimately be futile. She ignores his jab, asking- ]

What is it exactly you're learning from us, ehn?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[rolls eyes] I'm just using you; there's nothing to be learned from you.

[skaikru]

Not even if one of us knows how to become a god already?

( clarke very carefully sculpts her face to be impassive for the span of a few seconds, then leans back in her chair and clicks her tongue. she's looking at darcy again, and giving an unenthused shrug of her shoulders. )

Does any of that ring true to you?

[saltwaterlungs]

[ Either Clarke knows something she doesn't, or is bluffing, and either way her job right now is to back her up regardless of anything. So Darcy tucks her next question away and shrugs back, no visible surprise or even interest on her face. She'll let Clarke take the lead, and try and pitch in when she has a better idea of the angle she's working. ]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[furrows brow for a second... then, snorts.]

If you're implying what I think you are... Trust me when I say that involving yourself in the Teyvat gods is... not the healthiest life choice one can make. That has never been a viable contender.

Besides, I don't want to be a god in just one reality. Anyone can do that. That's boring.

[skaikru]

( well.





...shit. but doing her utmost to keep the calmest, impassive and highly unimpressed expression on her face. if there's a prickle of sweat gathering amongst the baby hairs at the back of her neck, it's neither here nor there. )

How many realities do you want to rule?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

... All of them?

[like no duh]

[skaikru]

Okay, and then what though?

Crush every living creature beneath your thumb? Create a utopia? Lock yourself behind another impenetrable door and just watch? Do you have some sort of noble, righteous cause, or do you just want power to say you have it?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Isn't it enough to want knowledge for knowledge's sake?

[skaikru]

No, it isn't. There are ways to learn without stepping on peoples throats and upheaving entire worlds.

And if you can't figure out a way to acquire knowledge without hurting people, you don't deserve it.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

That's your opinion. An uneducated, ignorant one, of course, but an opinion.

[skaikru]

You'll still find I'm in the majority.

So. If you ever manage to become a god, and take over all the realities and learn everything there is to know... Then what? You think that's going to leave you happy and content? Or just more lonely and bored than you were when you started.