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monday's child is fair of face (2/2)
CW: death, probably gore, possibly more TBA
[and that’s what you missed on glee.
and so, there “Friday” is, standing on the roof of the bar. the attention of the party has surely turned to her by this point, but she doesn’t care about that. she just needs one person to still be a little too distracted to stop what was coming next.
Monday snaps her fingers, and Jenny disappears from wherever she was standing before, reappearing directly in front of Monday, who embraces her from behind, an arm wrapped firmly around her middle. those with enhanced senses might catch what she whispers, seconds before she snaps Jenny’s neck so hard it hangs at a 90 degree angle as Monday kicks her, her corpse toppling forward onto the deck below.]
Surprise, bitch.
[well, there. unfinished business settled. onto more pertinent matters.]
Let’s get a little more comfortable first, hm? Can’t waste too much of her magic, but audiences love a quick change.
[she snaps her fingers, and Monday finds herself in an outfit that is far more to her taste. now. time for her grand performance.]
Greetings, foolish mortals! You may or may not have noticed that things have been a little bit different this month. While the Captain is off having a good old bitch cry about whatever it is he’s so upset about, poor little Friday was running herself ragged keeping this shitheap floating! She was so distracted, in fact, that she happened to have a little accident, while fixing something in the elevator shaft! [a laugh] I guess even clay bitches can break their necks! And there I was, sitting in Fucking Nowhere, doing Fucking Nothing, feeling Fucking. Nothing! And I saw her empty shell. And I was, like, hey, free real estate!
Whatever tear in the veil that your whiny little Captain just didn’t feel like fixing? I ripped that fucker right open. And you’ve all met a few of the sorry little fuckers that fell out already, hm? [another snap] Not all of them, but, hey, that’s what now is for, right? Because, see, we all kinda got together a little bit, and we were like… You know, just borrowing some shitty bodies to have some fun for a few weeks? What a waste! And we still have a lot of bitches we need to spring from jail!
And that! Is where you assholes come in! And, trust me, you are all assholes. Have you even seen some of the psychotic shit you people have said and done to us? Like, yeah, Mary is legitimately insane, but she’s still a kid! Even I’m not gonna call a fucking nine year old a bitch!
You can try to run, but I fucking hate running in heels, so I made that a little bit… difficult. So. Why don’t you nice people just lay down and let us kill you. I’ll be gentle. Promise.
[perhaps people have tried to flee already. they likely have. and they’ve found that the entire party area has been blocked off by the same sort of barrier that surrounds the realm, an invisible orb holding them captive.]
Now. Let’s get the actual party started!
[and that’s what you missed on glee.
and so, there “Friday” is, standing on the roof of the bar. the attention of the party has surely turned to her by this point, but she doesn’t care about that. she just needs one person to still be a little too distracted to stop what was coming next.
Monday snaps her fingers, and Jenny disappears from wherever she was standing before, reappearing directly in front of Monday, who embraces her from behind, an arm wrapped firmly around her middle. those with enhanced senses might catch what she whispers, seconds before she snaps Jenny’s neck so hard it hangs at a 90 degree angle as Monday kicks her, her corpse toppling forward onto the deck below.]
Surprise, bitch.
[well, there. unfinished business settled. onto more pertinent matters.]
Let’s get a little more comfortable first, hm? Can’t waste too much of her magic, but audiences love a quick change.
[she snaps her fingers, and Monday finds herself in an outfit that is far more to her taste. now. time for her grand performance.]
Greetings, foolish mortals! You may or may not have noticed that things have been a little bit different this month. While the Captain is off having a good old bitch cry about whatever it is he’s so upset about, poor little Friday was running herself ragged keeping this shitheap floating! She was so distracted, in fact, that she happened to have a little accident, while fixing something in the elevator shaft! [a laugh] I guess even clay bitches can break their necks! And there I was, sitting in Fucking Nowhere, doing Fucking Nothing, feeling Fucking. Nothing! And I saw her empty shell. And I was, like, hey, free real estate!
Whatever tear in the veil that your whiny little Captain just didn’t feel like fixing? I ripped that fucker right open. And you’ve all met a few of the sorry little fuckers that fell out already, hm? [another snap] Not all of them, but, hey, that’s what now is for, right? Because, see, we all kinda got together a little bit, and we were like… You know, just borrowing some shitty bodies to have some fun for a few weeks? What a waste! And we still have a lot of bitches we need to spring from jail!
And that! Is where you assholes come in! And, trust me, you are all assholes. Have you even seen some of the psychotic shit you people have said and done to us? Like, yeah, Mary is legitimately insane, but she’s still a kid! Even I’m not gonna call a fucking nine year old a bitch!
You can try to run, but I fucking hate running in heels, so I made that a little bit… difficult. So. Why don’t you nice people just lay down and let us kill you. I’ll be gentle. Promise.
[perhaps people have tried to flee already. they likely have. and they’ve found that the entire party area has been blocked off by the same sort of barrier that surrounds the realm, an invisible orb holding them captive.]
Now. Let’s get the actual party started!
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[Nobunaga hates the animatronics so much, they're fucking scary and he hates them. So obviously, his focus is on making sure they don't eat him.]
[For all he assumed the God of War would be a quick little bunny, Nobunaga has no capacity to expect to be literally jumped over.]
[So yeah, HARD KICK, goes slightly sprawling, but he rolls, doing his best to recover, and sword up defensively. But he's still REALLY slow in comparison, no time to get truly up to his feet, and there's still the cuirass chest plate to contend with that Not!Suno's foot probably has the fun of connecting with, and noticing. So much for the chestplate helping him!]
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[He doesn't wait for Oda to recover. Instead he flights a chair at him with all the speed and strength Natsuno's arms can muster. And the second the chair is in the air? He's already charging after it, bent on knocking that sword of out Oda's hand and find a place to sink his fangs in.]
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[Not that Nobunaga is going to waste valuable breath on retorts, sorry. He's literally just not magical enough. Woe.]
[He does handle the chair, keeps his grip on the katana, and even manages to get back to his feet! But you know what's on thing NO ONE in battle has ever tried to do?? Bite him. That is just NOT A THING that happens in samurai wars, okay?
Even if Jenny bit hum don't ask.And there he is, for the FIRST TIME on this ship, not wearing gauntlets, or even SLEEVES, and his wrist and whole arm are right there for the taking. His neck is more protected than usual ironically, because the stupid lion costume is hooded, but oh so sleeveless.][And Nobunaga is actually dumb enough to be enjoying this and smiling. Because he thinks it's fun. Rock music, explosions, gun powder, ALL IN COSTUME! Fuck yeah! Best holiday!]
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He barrels into Oda and bites the exposed flesh of his upper arm. Shiki venom is pumping through his fangs to make his victim suggestible, but he doesn't feed. He needs this man functional, not anemic.]
Alright, stand still and listen! [He grins, blood trickling down his chin.] I've got something fun you can do, oh Demon King of the Sixth Heaven!
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[Wow he just got bit? THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED!]
[But it's totally overwritten by an intense surge of loyalty and affection for someone offering him FUN and praising his true title. AW YES. LET'S GO!]
Your wish is my command. [His voice is a little hollow, but he's all in, whatever it is! Obviously.]
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[Insert list of current possessed idk it's chaos]
Oh, and don't chop off limbs! We need these bodies functional.
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[Nobunaga bows, and holds up his raw first edition model coilgun.] So shooting is fine, right? No one should die from that.
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