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come_sailaway2022-11-19 06:43 pm
konpeito_aji) wrote in come_sailaway2022-11-19 06:43 pm
Poetry Club & Karaoke Party OTA
Who: Nobunaga & YOU!
What: Self Defense sumo + throws, Poetry Club, and Karaoke PARTY - Post your own!
When: This weekend + last week in general
Where: Sports deck for sumo, Lounge for Poetry, Chatterbox for Karaoke
Content Warnings: Nobunaga is a disaster and you are all preemptively warned for threads. The S&M jokes for sumo are going to be plentiful, feel free to avoid. He will be a lot more contained for the others, honestly.
1. Sumo / Self-Defense Throws
Out of respect for Klaus sleeping past noon, all the training on the sports deck, is moved to the afternoons, and it's fine anyway, since Nobunaga isin time-out restricted from playing Siffleur's game too much, so he's spending less time practicing zen the fruitless art of trying to "organize" the infinite Tommy Bahamas.
"Oh, the throws I'll show
Violence is my favorite
Masochists are strong."
He will not repeat this haiku later today, he's just in a really good mood. Such a good mood.
Today Ari is getting thrown too! YAY! The O Goshi or big hip throw. But for the most part Klaus will take the worst of it by helpfully demonstrating that being smaller isn't a disadvantage.
Start a betting pool on how long Nobunaga's control holds out, because demons (even metaphorical ones!) aren't well known for their restraint.
2 Poetry Club:
The signs are back up and everywhere, but at least he has taken down the "JOIN OR DIE" it now has a slightly more friendly "beginners welcome, bring what you've memorized or make new ones!" and Nobuanga goes to great great lengths to try to drag his folding screen from his room back to the lounge. It has a haiku from Hon'ami Koetsu on it, about hawks, and also painting of hawks. He felt like sharing.
Post your own poems, join the club, etc. etc. Wonder why the knife-club weirdo is also a poetry fanatic. Yeah. Do your own thing.
3 KARAOKE OTA:
[Nobunaga has been literally practicing. You're not supposed to practice karaoke, but fuck it, NOBUNAGA DOES. And from the start of Poetry club, he's always ended it so he can make it to Karaoke. And he has PLANS.]
[He sings Hit Me Baby One More Time in his ridiculously deep bass, and does a dance. A bizarre fusion of the 16th century fan dance and Britney Spears. It is as weird as it sounds, yes.]
[He is also drinking something exceptionally fruity and colorful looking and definitely going to be a bit more enthusiastic than the last two months. He's loosened up. Come party and show off?]
What: Self Defense sumo + throws, Poetry Club, and Karaoke PARTY - Post your own!
When: This weekend + last week in general
Where: Sports deck for sumo, Lounge for Poetry, Chatterbox for Karaoke
Content Warnings: Nobunaga is a disaster and you are all preemptively warned for threads. The S&M jokes for sumo are going to be plentiful, feel free to avoid. He will be a lot more contained for the others, honestly.
1. Sumo / Self-Defense Throws
Out of respect for Klaus sleeping past noon, all the training on the sports deck, is moved to the afternoons, and it's fine anyway, since Nobunaga is
"Oh, the throws I'll show
Violence is my favorite
Masochists are strong."
He will not repeat this haiku later today, he's just in a really good mood. Such a good mood.
Today Ari is getting thrown too! YAY! The O Goshi or big hip throw. But for the most part Klaus will take the worst of it by helpfully demonstrating that being smaller isn't a disadvantage.
Start a betting pool on how long Nobunaga's control holds out, because demons (even metaphorical ones!) aren't well known for their restraint.
2 Poetry Club:
The signs are back up and everywhere, but at least he has taken down the "JOIN OR DIE" it now has a slightly more friendly "beginners welcome, bring what you've memorized or make new ones!" and Nobuanga goes to great great lengths to try to drag his folding screen from his room back to the lounge. It has a haiku from Hon'ami Koetsu on it, about hawks, and also painting of hawks. He felt like sharing.
Post your own poems, join the club, etc. etc. Wonder why the knife-club weirdo is also a poetry fanatic. Yeah. Do your own thing.
3 KARAOKE OTA:
[Nobunaga has been literally practicing. You're not supposed to practice karaoke, but fuck it, NOBUNAGA DOES. And from the start of Poetry club, he's always ended it so he can make it to Karaoke. And he has PLANS.]
[He sings Hit Me Baby One More Time in his ridiculously deep bass, and does a dance. A bizarre fusion of the 16th century fan dance and Britney Spears. It is as weird as it sounds, yes.]
[He is also drinking something exceptionally fruity and colorful looking and definitely going to be a bit more enthusiastic than the last two months. He's loosened up. Come party and show off?]
3/4 NSFW
And purposely lets himself remember every single sexy thing Klaus has done since they first met, and all the things he loves about them. From the dancing, and Disco, to music, to the stories, to the way Klaus doesn't so much walk as dance and float on air. To waking up, floating above the bed. To the fact that Klaus was terrified of ghosts, and claustrophobic, and yet still fucked Nobunaga in the closet, because the last time they were doing things on deck, they couldn't even make it back to the room, between Nobuanga carrying Klaus, and Klaus deciding that was a perfect position to suck on his ears. Klaus' voice alone was enough to drive Nobunaga mad, if he let it! The metro incantation like a church bell with none of the shit Nobunaga hated about religion.
The sheer stubborn subversion Klaus also had of all things, religion, authority, even subverting death.
The way Klaus came when he was choked by the tie. Yeah... just remembering that was enough, but OH HE IS NOT STOPPING THERE.
The fact that Klaus loved his stupid whip so much that the first time Nobunaga tried they didn't make it back to the room, the second time, they got distracted by the tie, the third time, they just did more seat of heaven worship, the fourth time, because truly Klaus is his lucky four. The death number. He will get it tattooed and then he can't wait to see Klaus' face about it. The fourth time, Nobunaga barely got to show off with it, just almost got jumped at the doorway, and that is some kind of miracle, because no one in even Hell is as sex-mad as Nobunaga.
Staring at Klaus, Nobunaga just rolls his sleeves up, remembering Klaus' on Halloween, enjoying his arms in the stupid lion costume, but probably not half as much as Nobunaga enjoyed Klaus in the ram horns and green dress with nothing underneath, and even though it ended with Nobunaga's death... The way Klaus handled first the Tanegashima matchlock long gun, THEN his conqueror's sword. Yeah. That was easily the hottest thing anyone's ever done, EVER. He'll fight the universe.