come_sailaway | Poetry Club & Karaoke Party OTA

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Poetry Club & Karaoke Party OTA

Who: Nobunaga & YOU!
What: Self Defense sumo + throws, Poetry Club, and Karaoke PARTY - Post your own!
When: This weekend + last week in general
Where: Sports deck for sumo, Lounge for Poetry, Chatterbox for Karaoke
Content Warnings: Nobunaga is a disaster and you are all preemptively warned for threads. The S&M jokes for sumo are going to be plentiful, feel free to avoid. He will be a lot more contained for the others, honestly.

1. Sumo / Self-Defense Throws

Out of respect for Klaus sleeping past noon, all the training on the sports deck, is moved to the afternoons, and it's fine anyway, since Nobunaga is ~~in time-out~~ restricted from playing Siffleur's game too much, so he's spending less time practicing ~~zen~~ the fruitless art of trying to "organize" the infinite Tommy Bahamas.

"Oh, the throws I'll show
Violence is my favorite
Masochists are strong."

He will not repeat this haiku later today, he's just in a really good mood. Such a good mood.

Today Ari is getting thrown too! YAY! The O Goshi or big hip throw. But for the most part Klaus will take the worst of it by helpfully demonstrating that being smaller isn't a disadvantage.

Start a betting pool on how long Nobunaga's control holds out, because demons (even metaphorical ones!) aren't well known for their restraint.

2 Poetry Club:

The signs are back up and everywhere, but at least he has taken down the "JOIN OR DIE" it now has a slightly more friendly "beginners welcome, bring what you've memorized or make new ones!" and Nobuanga goes to great great lengths to try to drag his folding screen from his room back to the lounge. It has a haiku from Hon'ami Koetsu on it, about hawks, and also painting of hawks. He felt like sharing.

Post your own poems, join the club, etc. etc. Wonder why the knife-club weirdo is also a poetry fanatic. Yeah. Do your own thing.

3 KARAOKE OTA:

[Nobunaga has been literally practicing. You're not supposed to practice karaoke, but fuck it, NOBUNAGA DOES. And from the start of Poetry club, he's always ended it so he can make it to Karaoke. And he has PLANS.]

[He sings Hit Me Baby One More Time in his ridiculously deep bass, and does a dance. A bizarre fusion of the 16th century fan dance and Britney Spears. It is as weird as it sounds, yes.]

[He is also drinking something exceptionally fruity and colorful looking and definitely going to be a bit more enthusiastic than the last two months. He's loosened up. Come party and show off?]

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"You do realize you are asking an ancient entity about why kids have toys...But I know there are adults who collect rare toys"

She can sadly imagine those fantasies thanks to his lustful thoughts and it's pissing her off.

"Think one more thing about Klaus and we're going to have a problem," she growls.

"I didn't know they were toys! Fuck!"

Oh. Oh it's on now! Nobunaga is childish and that includes petty, and having massive problems being told what to do.

He just deadpan stares at her...

Looks over at Klaus stretching and doing yoga. COMPLETELY ON PURPOSE THANKS.

And purposely lets himself remember every single sexy thing Klaus has done since they first met, and all the things he loves about them. From the dancing, and Disco, to music, to the stories, to the way Klaus doesn't so much walk as dance and float on air. To waking up, floating above the bed. To the fact that Klaus was terrified of ghosts, and claustrophobic, and yet still fucked Nobunaga in the closet, because the last time they were doing things on deck, they couldn't even make it back to the room, between Nobuanga carrying Klaus, and Klaus deciding that was a perfect position to suck on his ears. Klaus' voice alone was enough to drive Nobunaga mad, if he let it! The metro incantation like a church bell with none of the shit Nobunaga hated about religion.

The sheer stubborn subversion Klaus also had of all things, religion, authority, even subverting death.

The way Klaus came when he was choked by the tie. Yeah... just remembering that was enough, but OH HE IS NOT STOPPING THERE.

The fact that Klaus loved his stupid whip so much that the first time Nobunaga tried they didn't make it back to the room, the second time, they got distracted by the tie, the third time, they just did more seat of heaven worship, the fourth time, because truly Klaus is his lucky four. The death number. He will get it tattooed and then he can't wait to see Klaus' face about it. The fourth time, Nobunaga barely got to show off with it, just almost got jumped at the doorway, and that is some kind of miracle, because no one in even Hell is as sex-mad as Nobunaga.

Staring at Klaus, Nobunaga just rolls his sleeves up, remembering Klaus' on Halloween, enjoying his arms in the stupid lion costume, but probably not half as much as Nobunaga enjoyed Klaus in the ram horns and green dress with nothing underneath, and even though it ended with Nobunaga's death... The way Klaus handled first the Tanegashima matchlock long gun, THEN his conqueror's sword. Yeah. That was easily the hottest thing anyone's ever done, EVER. He'll fight the universe.

And a giant shit-eating grin back at Valdis.

Did you really think testing him was EVER a good idea?

Valdis smiles at him, letting him think and feel everything he's feeling, then she leans in, so close she could kiss him and says, "I can feel what he's feeling too, want me to tell you, every. Single. Detail? I will if you close your eyes."

Edited (for funny) 2022-11-28 02:08 (UTC)

Her leaning in is killing him. Oh. Maybe this was a dangerous game after all. Because he may not be explicitly an empath, but he usually works so hard at thinking what others are thinking and feeling that it works out the same, and this is a fucky feedback loop.

Nobunaga... blushes. Fuck.

Damn Klaus always doing that to him.

Nobunaga definitely closes his eyes, because can't handle anymore stimulation to be honest. She's probably going to KILL HIM, she did warn him after all, but at least he won't have to watch.

He blushes, so she knows he has him. When his eyes close she leans back and shifts, putting the last of the energy she had stolen from Teyrey into to shift to make it faster.

"He's thinking...:" she begins, but her voice is no longer in his ear, but in his head, sharp and filled with amusement. "That you need to cool off."

She snatches him from the ground like a misbehaving puppy and begins to carry him from the deck, through the halls and down toward the pool.

"Nuh-uh!" Nobunaga's eyes open. "He never thinks that. He's always egging me on to make it wors-- OI NO!!! PUT ME DOWN! BAD DOG! BAD DOG! GRRRR I'LL BITE YOU!" A slight flail, but not too much because while not resigning himself to fate, he is fully aware that fighting it too much could result in worse than simply being carried. And he might not trust Valdis, but he knows she's one of his generals, so whatever will happen will only bruise his ego, unless she throws him over the side of the deck, and then Friday will have to collect him. Oh well.

Her laughing voice fills his head as she tosses him into the pool. She waits until he surfaces and then launches herself in after him, water flying everywhere.

There, now we can both cool off, she says, her words once again in his head.

Just for that, Nobunaga splashes her, but he laughs too! He's not a good swimmer, and he's still got a head full of sexy Klaus, but it's fading with amusement at least. And you know, actually trying.

There's joy in the air, something that seems so out of place here. So out of character for her. She grabs him again and dunks him under the water, instantly releasing him so he can come back up. No need to drown him for being horny, that would be rude.

All the laughing, but then half drowning, spluttering, and then MORE laughing and choking when he's let back up for air.

And VERY GENTLY he ruffles her giant hellhound wolf ears in both hands! REVENGE!

She pulls back and snaps at his hand, close enough to be a warning, far enough away to not cause any damage, then she launches herself across the pool, splashing more water onto the deck. She dunks under water and shifts back, her long, black hair plastered against her bare shoulders when she comes back up to the surface.

"You cooled off yet?" she asks.

Nobunaga actually thinks about this a little bit. And ducks his head under the water again. Then shakes it out like a dog when he resurfaces. Maybe he's a little empath too? Or reflects the people around him. Probably that, if he REALLY thinks about it.

Where was he mentally?

Right. Cooled off.

"Yes," a firm nod. And then an evil demon king smirk. "But don't expect an apology or gratitude for it." You brought this upon yourself too! If you order him to stop thinking about sexy Klaus, of course he's going to purposely do it more, what kind of Demon King (brat) would he be otherwise?

She rolls her eyes and begins to swim toward the stairs. Hopefully there is a dry towel somewhere, if not, she'll just shift again. She's not going back to her room like this. Though it might be a shock to Palamedes to see either one walk into the room. She'll need to retrieve Revelations as well.

"I don't expect an apology, nor do I expect gratitude. I did, however, have great fun dragging you down here to throw you in the pool, so it was completely worth it."

Nobunaga just pulls himself out via arms on the side of the pool, who needs stairs?

He laughs cheerfully. "To be honest, Hellhound, so did I."

She senses another approaching and shakes her head. Of course he would come down to ensure she hadn't done anything to his beloved. If only...no. Not here. She climbs the stairs out of the pool, completely unashamed. Hair dripping down her bare back.

"Klaus my dear, can you bring me a towel?"

Once Nobunaga was grabbed, Klaus walked after them. He's not a runner, though, so like...sorry, buddy. If your life had been in serious danger, he would have been too late. But he's still surprised by the fact that he's been noticed in all the...everything once he shows up.

"Oh. Heeeeyyyyy...guys. How's it going?" They're usually sneakier than that, but then...they remember that Valdis can like sense emotions, so...heh. Woops?

It takes everything in Klaus' exact power to not look at Valdis' naked body when he holds out a towel. If he's focusing on a spot a little to the left of her, it's totally a normal time. Please don't stab them.

How is Klaus so cute?

Nobunaga's head is still cooled down, but he's a happy giddy puppy all tail wags, and completely tackles his partner after they give Valdis the towel. WET HUG! But at least he makes up for it with a cheek kiss! Chu! "Babe!" How is he this giddy? The world may never know.

Valdis takes the towel and wraps it around herself, rolling her eyes when Nobunaga tackles Klaus. So much for cooling off.

"I'm headed away...far away. Let me know when you want to do the spa, Klaus honey." She blows him a kiss and heads out of the pool area. "Have fun you two!"

Klaus makes a startled noise at the suddenly wet hug. It's probably a good thing that this is like...Tommy Bahama wear and not something that would feel uncomfortable to be wet in.

"Oh...uh...yeah...sure." Why is she so hot? This is incredibly unfair to him. "Will totally reach out."

Grrrrr. Nobuanga tugs Klaus' cheeks instantly in both hands. "It's your fault I even got thrown in the pool!" LOOK AT HIM GRRRRRRRRRRR!

"Owwww." He's swatting at Nobunaga's arms. "Stooooopppppppp! It's also YOUR FAULT that I had to see her naked, so think about that. You did this!!!"

Nobuanga is SO TORN. On the one hand, he's definitely very fucking jealous. On the other hand, that's really funny and cute, and he can't stay even the slightest bit mad with Klaus very long.

You know what is not the appropriate solution at all?

Stripping naked. At least he has to let go of Klaus for this. "I've half a mind to whip you on deck!" he ferally snarls... while stripping. HELPING?

Klaus might need to drag him elsewhere. "Her being hot will not save you Lucky Number! Notice me more!" He is a five year old throwing a tantrum.

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