come_sailaway | Poetry Club & Karaoke Party OTA

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Poetry Club & Karaoke Party OTA

Who: Nobunaga & YOU!
What: Self Defense sumo + throws, Poetry Club, and Karaoke PARTY - Post your own!
When: This weekend + last week in general
Where: Sports deck for sumo, Lounge for Poetry, Chatterbox for Karaoke
Content Warnings: Nobunaga is a disaster and you are all preemptively warned for threads. The S&M jokes for sumo are going to be plentiful, feel free to avoid. He will be a lot more contained for the others, honestly.

1. Sumo / Self-Defense Throws

Out of respect for Klaus sleeping past noon, all the training on the sports deck, is moved to the afternoons, and it's fine anyway, since Nobunaga is ~~in time-out~~ restricted from playing Siffleur's game too much, so he's spending less time practicing ~~zen~~ the fruitless art of trying to "organize" the infinite Tommy Bahamas.

"Oh, the throws I'll show
Violence is my favorite
Masochists are strong."

He will not repeat this haiku later today, he's just in a really good mood. Such a good mood.

Today Ari is getting thrown too! YAY! The O Goshi or big hip throw. But for the most part Klaus will take the worst of it by helpfully demonstrating that being smaller isn't a disadvantage.

Start a betting pool on how long Nobunaga's control holds out, because demons (even metaphorical ones!) aren't well known for their restraint.

2 Poetry Club:

The signs are back up and everywhere, but at least he has taken down the "JOIN OR DIE" it now has a slightly more friendly "beginners welcome, bring what you've memorized or make new ones!" and Nobuanga goes to great great lengths to try to drag his folding screen from his room back to the lounge. It has a haiku from Hon'ami Koetsu on it, about hawks, and also painting of hawks. He felt like sharing.

Post your own poems, join the club, etc. etc. Wonder why the knife-club weirdo is also a poetry fanatic. Yeah. Do your own thing.

3 KARAOKE OTA:

[Nobunaga has been literally practicing. You're not supposed to practice karaoke, but fuck it, NOBUNAGA DOES. And from the start of Poetry club, he's always ended it so he can make it to Karaoke. And he has PLANS.]

[He sings Hit Me Baby One More Time in his ridiculously deep bass, and does a dance. A bizarre fusion of the 16th century fan dance and Britney Spears. It is as weird as it sounds, yes.]

[He is also drinking something exceptionally fruity and colorful looking and definitely going to be a bit more enthusiastic than the last two months. He's loosened up. Come party and show off?]

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Her leaning in is killing him. Oh. Maybe this was a dangerous game after all. Because he may not be explicitly an empath, but he usually works so hard at thinking what others are thinking and feeling that it works out the same, and this is a fucky feedback loop.

Nobunaga... blushes. Fuck.

Damn Klaus always doing that to him.

Nobunaga definitely closes his eyes, because can't handle anymore stimulation to be honest. She's probably going to KILL HIM, she did warn him after all, but at least he won't have to watch.

He blushes, so she knows he has him. When his eyes close she leans back and shifts, putting the last of the energy she had stolen from Teyrey into to shift to make it faster.

"He's thinking...:" she begins, but her voice is no longer in his ear, but in his head, sharp and filled with amusement. "That you need to cool off."

She snatches him from the ground like a misbehaving puppy and begins to carry him from the deck, through the halls and down toward the pool.

"Nuh-uh!" Nobunaga's eyes open. "He never thinks that. He's always egging me on to make it wors-- OI NO!!! PUT ME DOWN! BAD DOG! BAD DOG! GRRRR I'LL BITE YOU!" A slight flail, but not too much because while not resigning himself to fate, he is fully aware that fighting it too much could result in worse than simply being carried. And he might not trust Valdis, but he knows she's one of his generals, so whatever will happen will only bruise his ego, unless she throws him over the side of the deck, and then Friday will have to collect him. Oh well.

Her laughing voice fills his head as she tosses him into the pool. She waits until he surfaces and then launches herself in after him, water flying everywhere.

There, now we can both cool off, she says, her words once again in his head.

Just for that, Nobunaga splashes her, but he laughs too! He's not a good swimmer, and he's still got a head full of sexy Klaus, but it's fading with amusement at least. And you know, actually trying.

There's joy in the air, something that seems so out of place here. So out of character for her. She grabs him again and dunks him under the water, instantly releasing him so he can come back up. No need to drown him for being horny, that would be rude.

All the laughing, but then half drowning, spluttering, and then MORE laughing and choking when he's let back up for air.

And VERY GENTLY he ruffles her giant hellhound wolf ears in both hands! REVENGE!

She pulls back and snaps at his hand, close enough to be a warning, far enough away to not cause any damage, then she launches herself across the pool, splashing more water onto the deck. She dunks under water and shifts back, her long, black hair plastered against her bare shoulders when she comes back up to the surface.

"You cooled off yet?" she asks.

Nobunaga actually thinks about this a little bit. And ducks his head under the water again. Then shakes it out like a dog when he resurfaces. Maybe he's a little empath too? Or reflects the people around him. Probably that, if he REALLY thinks about it.

Where was he mentally?

Right. Cooled off.

"Yes," a firm nod. And then an evil demon king smirk. "But don't expect an apology or gratitude for it." You brought this upon yourself too! If you order him to stop thinking about sexy Klaus, of course he's going to purposely do it more, what kind of Demon King (brat) would he be otherwise?

She rolls her eyes and begins to swim toward the stairs. Hopefully there is a dry towel somewhere, if not, she'll just shift again. She's not going back to her room like this. Though it might be a shock to Palamedes to see either one walk into the room. She'll need to retrieve Revelations as well.

"I don't expect an apology, nor do I expect gratitude. I did, however, have great fun dragging you down here to throw you in the pool, so it was completely worth it."

Nobunaga just pulls himself out via arms on the side of the pool, who needs stairs?

He laughs cheerfully. "To be honest, Hellhound, so did I."

She senses another approaching and shakes her head. Of course he would come down to ensure she hadn't done anything to his beloved. If only...no. Not here. She climbs the stairs out of the pool, completely unashamed. Hair dripping down her bare back.

"Klaus my dear, can you bring me a towel?"

Once Nobunaga was grabbed, Klaus walked after them. He's not a runner, though, so like...sorry, buddy. If your life had been in serious danger, he would have been too late. But he's still surprised by the fact that he's been noticed in all the...everything once he shows up.

"Oh. Heeeeyyyyy...guys. How's it going?" They're usually sneakier than that, but then...they remember that Valdis can like sense emotions, so...heh. Woops?

It takes everything in Klaus' exact power to not look at Valdis' naked body when he holds out a towel. If he's focusing on a spot a little to the left of her, it's totally a normal time. Please don't stab them.

How is Klaus so cute?

Nobunaga's head is still cooled down, but he's a happy giddy puppy all tail wags, and completely tackles his partner after they give Valdis the towel. WET HUG! But at least he makes up for it with a cheek kiss! Chu! "Babe!" How is he this giddy? The world may never know.

Valdis takes the towel and wraps it around herself, rolling her eyes when Nobunaga tackles Klaus. So much for cooling off.

"I'm headed away...far away. Let me know when you want to do the spa, Klaus honey." She blows him a kiss and heads out of the pool area. "Have fun you two!"

Klaus makes a startled noise at the suddenly wet hug. It's probably a good thing that this is like...Tommy Bahama wear and not something that would feel uncomfortable to be wet in.

"Oh...uh...yeah...sure." Why is she so hot? This is incredibly unfair to him. "Will totally reach out."

Grrrrr. Nobuanga tugs Klaus' cheeks instantly in both hands. "It's your fault I even got thrown in the pool!" LOOK AT HIM GRRRRRRRRRRR!

"Owwww." He's swatting at Nobunaga's arms. "Stooooopppppppp! It's also YOUR FAULT that I had to see her naked, so think about that. You did this!!!"

Nobuanga is SO TORN. On the one hand, he's definitely very fucking jealous. On the other hand, that's really funny and cute, and he can't stay even the slightest bit mad with Klaus very long.

You know what is not the appropriate solution at all?

Stripping naked. At least he has to let go of Klaus for this. "I've half a mind to whip you on deck!" he ferally snarls... while stripping. HELPING?

Klaus might need to drag him elsewhere. "Her being hot will not save you Lucky Number! Notice me more!" He is a five year old throwing a tantrum.

Klaus's attention definitely shifts. "You can't whip me on the deck, Nobunaga!" I mean, he could and Klaus would fucking let him, too, but THINK OF THE CHILDREN! Will no one think of SecUnit at a time like this?!

So they just grab him by whatever piece of clothing is closest and drag him. "Calm down already. Geez. I get hot over a naked woman one time and you just wanna strip naked on the deck and threaten me with a whip. Could have just ordered me to your bed like a normal person."

"Oh." A happy blush and he lets himself be tugged along.

"But what about training?"

Ehhhhhhhh..........

Sex first?

No wait. He just had his cooled off.

"Ah....."

This curious feeling. Nobunaga hugs Klaus hard again, half wet and half naked. "I love you. Sorry I am so bad at sharing. I will get stronger, I promise."

“We can go back to training if you want. Can just throw me around for a little and then after we’ll go back to the room. Or wherever.”

Klaus hugs him back, laughing a little. “Just cause someone’s hot doesn’t mean I’m gonna do anything. I mean unless we’re all in agreement about it.” There’s a quick cheek kiss. “I gave you my word on that and I still mean it. Okay? I love you too.”

ALL the blushing.

He probably better have sex first with Klaus, or he won't even be able to concentrate at this rate!

"Mmn... I love you too," quiet blushing. "Ah! I wasn't worried about that. I know you wouldn't!" Tsun glances away. "I just wanted your eyes on me!" A huff! "I'm not used to not being the center of attention." Deadpan, but true. "And even if everyone else ignores me, the one whose eyes I most want on me, is you. That is all."

The blushing is Klaus' favorite part. It's so cute.

Klaus very purposefully leans back, looking Nobunaga up and down like the fucking snack he is. "Better, babe?" He kisses his other cheek. "But you know...I look at you all the time. You make my brain all wonky all the time. So sometimes...I gotta pay attention to other people. Even if it's just like...in a friend way."

Nobunaga beams EAR TO EAR. That is exactly what he wanted, yes, thank you. He even flexes his arms, since they're exposed again.

"Yes." Beam.

A small laugh and Nobunaga rubs his nose against' Klaus. "I don't want you to not look!" Laughs. "Or pay attention to them..." blush blush blush. "I think I was just mad, because the whole time I was trying to think of things other than you so I wouldn't be driving her crazy with my thoughts... and she said she would voice yours. So when I saw you after the pool I was just happy and then..." BLUSH. Glares sideways again! "It's ridiculous." A huff. And a quick bite to Klaus' earlobe if he lets him.

"She's pretty hot though, right?" That is not a test, because otherwise they will both fail, and fuck that.

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