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Lieutenant Ari Tayrey ([personal profile] astrogator) wrote in [community profile] come_sailaway2022-11-23 06:04 pm

To infinity...and beyond? (Semi-open)

Who: Ari Tayrey + willing CR + anyone else who wants in
What: Mini-plot: an expedition to determine what kind of infinite this store really is
When: 25-29??? November
Where: The Infinite Tommy Bahama
Warnings: None yet
Notes: First prompt is a text message sent to Ari's friendly-ish CR - replies are welcome even from people who don't want to take part! Other prompts are open but please note that participating characters will potentially be in the store for up to 4/5 days. Party post rules are fine, start your own toplevels and tag people other than Ari if you like. ((I checked with our lovely mod about what would happen if they tried this!))



1. Texting

I have a plan. I want to see just how infinite this Tommy Bahama is. Multi-day expedition for data collection? It could be informative. Maybe fun, too. Interested in coming along?

- Tayrey

2. Preparing

Even people who don't know Ari well may notice that something is up. It's not often that people walk into Tommy Bahama wearing backpacks full of supplies. There's some last-minute preparation going on here, as well as a last-minute opportunity to join the expedition. Expect Ari to want to check and make sure everyone has all the essentials with them. She's used to preparing for trips to uninhabited and potentially hostile planets, and it shows. Don't mind the fussing. She wouldn't do it if she didn't care.

3. Exploring

Despite all the promises, the expedition is - well, boring might be an accurate description, unless you're really invested in the outcome. There's a lot of walking past the same racks of clothes, over and over and over. Infinite length doesn't mean infinite variety.

Ari's fascinated, and she'll be chattering about loop programming to anyone who will listen, and attempting to measure the distance between one rack of garishly-patterned bikinis and the next iteration of that very same rack. She'll encourage tests, too - what happens if you completely destroy one of the displays? Is the destruction repeated? (Spoiler alert: no, it's not that kind of loop, but let's try it a few times anyway and make sure?)

Maybe you give up and head back after a few hours. Maybe you have a run-in with the Bahamanal. Maybe you join in with Ari's ridiculous spacer song singalong - she is in a good mood. It's Tommy Bahama, anything could happen.

4. Relaxing

Ari pushes the pace on the first day, because it comes naturally to do so, and possibly, subconsciously, to weed out anyone who isn't serious about this and is going to cause them problems once they're a long way in. Eventually, though, it's time to stop for the night. There's not a campfire, but it's a fine social occasion just the same. Ari's brought some Serena Eterna branded playing cards, and she's up for a little gambling. Maybe you have some other entertainment ideas. Don't stay up too long, though - see if you can't make a nice nest of clothes to bed down in. There's plenty of walking to do tomorrow.

5. Emerging

Plenty of data has been collected about the repeating displays, but there's no end in sight to this store. Is it really infinite? If there's a way to answer that question, this expedition won't do it. It's over two days in when the group realises that they're over halfway through the supplies they brought. Time to turn around, whether that leaves you disappointed or delighted.

Unfortunately, there are no tricks of perception or proportion here. It'll take just as long to walk out as it did to walk in. Look on the bright side, at least you're carrying less weight? Finally, on the fifth day, the intrepid explorers who stayed the distance catch sight of the store entrance up ahead. Who saw it first?

6. Wildcard

Anything else you want to do! (Just let me know if I need to add warnings to the header :) )
konpeito_aji: (elegance)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-24 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[He grabs her into a one-armed hug around the shoulders, an instant glomp of extreme affection, the kind even Crichton and Klaus do not get from him.]

Okay. I know you won't under contract with me anyway. [He doesn't kiss the top of her head, but he does lean his head down to hers briefly before finally letting go.]

It's gorgeous, I love it. When did you have it done?
konpeito_aji: (well rested)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-24 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Will you get more added to it back home when you rank up more? Turn into a total sun?

I'm surprised they don't give you local pain lotions in the future. Or your sector. With the advanced technology.
konpeito_aji: (mufufu)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-24 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[A nod!] It does. Though usually that's more for monks, in the army, you get pain in other ways, but I understand. I believe that Klaus' flying tiger was the same way.
konpeito_aji: (TEEHEE!)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-24 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
That's very true! [Laughs.] I meant their other initiation rituals. Oh! And karaoke is like that. It's Japanese, did you know? Mutual humiliation ritual. Very Japanese. It seems in the future since the current things are gone, the corporate world adapts to that instead. Definitely preferable.
konpeito_aji: (LOLOLOLOL)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-24 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I meant the pain. Doing it without the cream. It shows you're tough.

No no! It's the opposite! [Laughs.] It's overcoming the humiliation. The embarrassment of being on the spot and having all eyes on you, and not knowing what they're thinking or whether they'd all wish you got offstage, and still going, still singing. You do it as team-building. When your senior officers go through something, they help walk the younger generation through it. "I did it, and you see how well I handle things now, you will be okay too." That sort of thing.
konpeito_aji: (Caped confidence)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-24 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[Laughs!] Me too, Teyrey. That's why I admire the future so much. They get so strong. Gatling guns, perfecting martial arts, and so much luxury.

In my time... [A headtilt.] Shame is worse than death. [His mood darkens then, but he doesn't elaborate it on like he does most things.]
konpeito_aji: (Smug son of a bitch)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-24 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bless her. He's not tactful ever, hence the giving people code words to tell him to fuck off.]

At the Mountains of Madness. The only other full Japanese here, Ryan is half Japanese, but Yuuki recommended I read Lovecraft, I think I mentioned him before regarding L-Space.
konpeito_aji: (well rested)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-24 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, of course. It's all the Captain's library anyway. Public library, not private. I had one like that. Mitsunari Ishida was, or is, in charge of it. He gets lost in reading so easily that Hideyoshi has to remind him to eat. Half of the reason he decided to be a mother hen, I suspect.
konpeito_aji: (Smug son of a bitch)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
[A headtilt.]

Explain your thought, or is it a banned topic?

Depends on what the Cardalek scientists study I suppose. Ishida isn't -- we don't have scientists in my time. This is a very fanciful idea. Commander Crichton has me completely sold on it, I'd love more. But the closest we have is more engineers and architects, and smiths. Ishida is a tactician. I mentioned before Oichi would have to be able to be near the battlefield to work as one, yes? [A nod.] Mitsunari helps coordinate things between Hideyoshi and Ieyasu, on the back end, so I can meet the enemy on the frontlines. With my entire army behind me backing me up.

So his experiments, field tests, are all while playing Go instead. Though sometimes if I need a legal doctrine or theory, or obscure historical text, I can set him to find it for me. Ieyasu has him look up antidotes if he doesn't know them by heart.

Do you have simulation games in your sector? I've heard some of the biggest can encompass a whole universe. Be careful with Eridan. He has tricolor demon horns, [Imitates horns to his head with fingers!] And a purple striped noose. [It's a scarf... ANYWAY.] His people conquer whole universes. He's a master of strategy simulation games. If Ishida were here, I'd set him to play against Eridan just to see who'd win. There's a paintball FLARP game of his I want to try sometime.
konpeito_aji: (Shhhh)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
Ah yes, that's how Mitsunari is. Hideyoshi brings him food sometimes. It's very cute, but don't tell them I said that.

[He laughs softly.] Why did everyone die?

[Waves a hand!] Don't avoid him. Just be careful. He's fun. Troll species, though I don't know if his people's science outclasses yours or Starfleet. It's hard to imagine anything beyond Starfleet, but even they had space pirates once.

There's -- [Squints.] The video games in the arcade, I expect, is not what you're thinking of. I come from an archaic time where we use actual stones to play games, so it's all very advanced to me.
konpeito_aji: (Say that after you win a round)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Laughs.] You can call Klaus cute. Oh! And Ranmaru.

Ah, the perfectionism. I think that makes sense. Going from the tower to the ship. I wonder if it's lucky then I was in battle since I was six.

Perhaps. But what if he knows more about wormholes and how to jump universes and is the way out of here, but even he doesn't know it. And he's a very young demon troll. About the age of when you were going through those simulations I think.

Flatvid, yes. Right. [A small laugh and he shakes his head.] No. Throwing stones isn't a game. We have skipping stones, but that's different. I mean Go. And mancala. I played mancala with Eridan using bottlecaps and beer glasses. Board games. Chess. Shogi. Ah, there are also -- more elaborate simulations with the maps! That's what Ishida does. You draw up maps of all the battlefields you might encounter and use little markers for the troops and your advisers and generals play as the enemy.
konpeito_aji: (always on a sugar high)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
Ahhhh very true. I'd say you could call him sexy, but same problem, isn't it? You will have to call him clever and competent, and then watch him stare into space trying to yell at Reginald. "You see Dad? I AM competent! Suck it!" That is what he'd say in his head. Or should. [Because they both know it would probably be more like "That's not true, why are they so fooled? What am I doing differently that I've accidentally on purpose conned them? Should I stop conning them? Oh no, what if I mess up?" etc.]

There's no peace in Hell. Not anywhere. I was born into the best place possible. A castle. A nobleman, son of the Emperor's best general. And if I'd been born in Europe there's still plagues and problems there too.

Perhaps. But I don't know about L-Space or spacer technology. So even if he tells me some things, I might not understand enough of it. Certainly not enough to cross reference everything. And Crichton wouldn't get along with him at all. Zero chance. Because Eridan is noble-born and America, the country Crichton is from, prides itself on doing away with that.

[His smile gets SO fond when she lights up and he just laughs softly and nods.] Of course. If you start making your own terrain maps, we can even play it in between chapters. To help illustrate the concepts, if you want.
konpeito_aji: (wee)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2022-11-25 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. Which means he is even more of both. In a ninja way.

It is always easy to see what you want more of, and to forget to be grateful for what you had.

[A quiet hum.] It's not that Crichton would be the prejudiced one. But he is also not military, and Eridan is.

[Another soft laugh.] I brought my notebook and some pens for when we camp for the night. If you want, I'll even show you the basics tonight. We can draw in the circle and line racks, and then we can make makeshift baby bahanamals and ourselves to simulate scenarios for here even.

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