Who: Flan, Wayne, April - and you!
When: Mid-August
Where: Room 160!
Warnings: Various cursed objects, preying on fear/insecurities, possible drug use
1)
like freaks of nurture, isn't it funny?Early in the morning, close to 9am, an obnoxiously cheery voice comes on over the ship's intercom.
"
Hellllooooooooooooo this is your friendly neighbourhood Flan! Do you currently share your room with an item that makes you nervous or scared? Did Sundries give you something dangerous and you don't know what to do with it? Bring it to room 160, and me and Wayne will store that item safely and securely for you! All items are guaranteed to be kept according to industry standards and you can check them back out at any time! All we need from you is some basic information on what your item does, and how we can meet it's storage needs! I'll be outside the room every day at 1pm, or feel free to text me if it's an emergency! Thanks all!"
( well not ha-ha funny, but y'know, funny! )