pineapplesalmon: (goatee a smile)
César Salazar ([personal profile] pineapplesalmon) wrote in [community profile] come_sailaway2022-12-11 07:21 pm

10th Contraption: Mawwiage

Who: John Watson, Johnny Summer, and César Salazar with Rich Goranski, Fio, and Honoria Crabb AND YOU Oh god why are weddings like this
What: The throuple getting married by... the Captain?!
When: December 11th at 7pm
Where: John's
Warnings: I believe in us! But for now, nothing.


SEATING

John's has been transformed, the seating up front rearranged in rows towards the center dias with an aisle down the middle, the piano moved off to one side. The buffet for later can be seen off to the other. Decorations taken from Spirit Halloween appear here and there–flowers taken from cavalera flower crowns, sun and moon candlestick holders from the tarot collection, festively colored tablecloths draped down the walls like curtains or banners. A sign near the entrance says "seat yourself", although the front row on one side is reserved with a ribbon across the backs.

What can't be seen is who is officiating. Or the husbands, but at least that part makes sense. The dais is empty.


THE CEREMONY

As one of the few traditions in this wedding, music announces the start of the ceremony. Rich strolls in first, trying to look professional even if he’s clearly shaking a bit as he holds the small pillow with the rings laid on it. At least he’s dressed quite smartly, Johnny ensuring his red suit is wrinkle free and his cuff links are set in place. Fio, in a winged black dress and flowery headdress, follows after the ring bearer, adorning the path with paper petals as she moves along.

The first husband to be down the aisle is none other than Johnny, in a smart charcoal grey suit with a goldenrod pocketsquare, gold jewelry, and a wreath of orange blossoms on his head; and accompanied by Honoria Crabb in her perfectly tailored black tuxedo, worn with black gloves and a white bow tie. Watson and César take up the rear, arms linked together. César is wearing an equally fancy suitcoat with his tie held in place with a ruby and silver tie pin, and Watson is wearing an officer’s dress uniform, with the sword and without the helmet, and also his good cane. All three husbands-to-be are wearing green carnation boutonnières.


AFTER PARTY

It's time to eat, dance, and party!

The seating has been rearranged for sitting at tables around the "dance" floor. Food from Windjammer has been placed on some tables for a buffet. There’s a selection of fancy cheeses and crackers, sushi, premade sandwiches, and salad with dressings on the side. For dessert, to one side there’s a table with cupcakes, cookies, and chocolates arranged in a heart. On the bar are a couple bowls of punch (including one explicitly labeled as non-alcoholic) made by Johnny ahead of time, because he's been forbidden to bartend his own wedding, much to his deep chagrin.

There’s a space set just off the dancefloor for musicians who wish to perform, the usual John’s piano (bribed into behaving with a whole pan of beef brisket from the buffet) off to one side.
tempingainteasy: chatting with features that are blurry and overlaid (Well There's Your Problem)

[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-12-14 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, congratulations, that does get an eyebrow from April, and one that raises, at that.

They nearly ask, but waffle about staying on-topic, and then just file that away in case they have to be responsible for this kid in the future.

"That seems a little self-centered." April says, though her voice is absent of judgement. "You're what, 11? And you're new, and there's a decent crowd, why would you stand out enough to bother them?"
emotionlesswreck: (All are theatrically made to dance)

[personal profile] emotionlesswreck 2022-12-20 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratuations, Omori, you absolute weirdo. He notes their confusion, but doesn't offer any other context, just glancing around the room to take in the various people there.

"I'm 12. I ran into the three of them a while ago. Things didn't go too well..." That's an understatement, but can he even admit how far he actually went?
tempingainteasy: holding a folder, facial features are clearly drawn except for the blurred eyes (Professional)

[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-12-22 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
The better question is, would how far he actually went affect April in any way? Given the company she kept on their homeworld, ehh...

The eyebrows - both of them, of course, which April has - arch in understanding this time as April gets that this isn't just run-of-the-mill weird anxiety.

"Ah, that makes a little more sense." April says, nodding.

She looks at the wedding, tilts her head, and as time passes she crosses her arms.

"Tell you what, you could probably get away with sneaking into the reception." April suggests. "I mean, you could also get away with sitting in one of the back rows for the ceremony itself, you're short enough, but I tell you: you're not missing anything by waiting out here until the cake is served."

April's photographed weddings before, she knows what she's talking about.
emotionlesswreck: (Full of monsters as I realized)

[personal profile] emotionlesswreck 2022-12-25 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Omori does feel like something's a little bit off with this stranger, but he certainly can't put his finger on it. She has both eyebrows. She reacts like any human would. He's just... being paranoid. Understandable, with the pressure of this wedding.

"Maybe... I only saw one wedding ceremony, and it was really short. Kinda gross, too." People kissing isn't his thing.

"How long do you think this one's going to be?"
tempingainteasy: chatting with features that are blurry and overlaid (Well There's Your Problem)

[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-12-27 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
April nods in agreement; she's not a fan of kissing either.

"I couldn't tell you even if I knew for sure they were from my world." April says. "Weddings are both steeped in tradition and made up as they go along, especially here I imagine."

Still, she tips her head back and thinks about it, doing some unknown calculation in her head.

"Alright, I don't know when everyone's sitting down, but I'll say ten minutes to get the wedding party in, five or ten minutes for whatever formalities need to be said, then depending on how romantic the happy throuple are, that's fifteen to twenty minutes for vows, then maybe another six or so minutes for follow up, give or take another twentyish minutes for pacing during the non-speaking parts, walking and stuff like that."

April shrugs at the end of that. "Honestly, I'm just going to zone out until I hear the chairs move, 'cause that's people heading to the reception."

Yes, zoning out while taking notes for Ossie, they've taken minutes at meetings before, they know what they're doing.
emotionlesswreck: (Our hollowed dreams have turned to rust)

[personal profile] emotionlesswreck 2022-12-29 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Omori listens carefully, trying to follow along with her calculations as well. He's even counting some unknown number on his hands with a determined little brow furrow.

"So you're saying... I should come back in an hour, right? Or maybe I can just hide here until then." He doesn't really want to see a lot of the romance, but a part of him is very curious after his conversations with them about how serious they were in regards to the matter. He wants to see... if they're really in love, maybe it'll be something more than just gross.
tempingainteasy: (squints)

[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2022-12-29 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
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..............

April looks over their shoulder one way, then the other (which is pretty much looking into the venue).

And with the coast clear - not that anyone's noticing April without effort anyway - April starts going through their purse.

"Tell you what," April says, "Do you like cell phone games? Or are you more of a cards kid?"
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[personal profile] emotionlesswreck 2023-01-04 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. Omori isn't sure what she's looking so carefully for, but at least the mention of games makes him brighten immediately.

"I like all kinds of games. I used to play cards with my friends. You can play games on a cell phone?"
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2023-01-06 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Ahhh, 90s kid, huh?" April guesses. "Yeah, I got a couple on my phone. I got Solitaire, if cards are mainly your thing, but I have some word guessing games, too, picross, off-brand bejewelled - Aha!"

April draws out their smartphone, unlocks it, opens up the game center and hands it over to the kid. Hey, it's not like any of their contact information works, they'll have mostly have an eye on him, and the games these days are designed to keep short attention spans occupied, and best of all, no service on the ship means no ads! April's impeccable tastes means no waiting for extra lives or whatever, either, so this ought to help time fly before the reception.

Sure enough, April has Solitaire on their phone, as well as Hearts, a wordscramble game where you drag lines through a jumble of letter-shaped cookies to make words out of them, a colour-matching dots game, and 2048. More than enough to keep someone's attention for an entire ceremony, or a monthly meeting.
emotionlesswreck: (At the hands of a puppeteer)

[personal profile] emotionlesswreck 2023-01-07 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Uh-huh. I was born in... 1985." He takes out his own cell phone, a massive brick of a thing that looks like it can barely send text messages. At least it gives him +10 defense! "I like word games a lot though. And cards. Sometimes I'd play blackjack on the computer..."

And then he's being handed a far more modern phone, and almost immediately, he's entranced by pretty colours and flashy animations. "Woah..." For a second, he looks bewildered about how to ever start, before he taps the 'Play' button on the word scramble, and gasps. "The screen is the controller!"
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[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2023-01-09 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
For all April hates babysitting kids after one front desk and retail job too many, they do smile a little seeing the kid entranced by future technology.

"Yeah, sure is! You can drag your finger around to scroll or trace the words, and - look, here's the tutorial level, you'll figure it out." April says, and guides the weird kid to the first levels of the game, and from there he should be good to go, so April gets back to leaning against the doorway and keeping one eye on the kid and one on the wedding.
emotionlesswreck: (Even as they lament this world?)

[personal profile] emotionlesswreck 2023-01-11 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay..." He's still a little unsure, but with a little guidance, he starts getting the hang of it. Eventually, he's so enraptured by the games that he sits on the floor, oblivious to the fancy ceremony going on in front of them. (Probably for the best, since he'd make faces at the mushy stuff.)

Once the ceremony is done, though, he does sit back up, holding out the phone. "Um, thank you. That was really fun. What's your name?"
tempingainteasy: eyes doodled on hands, held over the face (Helpful)

[personal profile] tempingainteasy 2023-01-12 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
April takes it back. And - woah now, is that a smile? A smile after an interaction with a child??

Maybe it is, what are you, a cop?

"You can call me April." April says pleasantly. "Glad the games helped."
emotionlesswreck: (As someone's reason to live)

[personal profile] emotionlesswreck 2023-01-15 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
You're under arrest for Showing Affection, April!

"Nice to meet you, April. I'm Omori." He hopes it's safe for him to mention that name. "I liked them. I always like games, but I never got to play them like that."