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come_sailaway2022-11-16 09:27 pm
sictransitgloriamundi) wrote in come_sailaway2022-11-16 09:27 pm
Entry tags:
- changeling the lost: erin peters,
- changeling the lost: giles,
- changeling the lost: oswald wuthridge,
- critical role: cassandra de rolo,
- fate/grand order: dioscuri (castor),
- fate/grand order: dioscuri (pollux),
- fe3h: dedue molinaro,
- fe3h: dimitri alexandre blaiddyd,
- geist the sin-eaters: darcy lejeune,
- generator rex: six,
- groundhog day musical: phil connors,
- homestuck: eridan ampora,
- identity v: helena adams,
- ikemen sengoku: nobunaga oda,
- lavender jack: johnny summer,
- malevolent: john doe,
- mcu: ava starr,
- mcu: marc spector,
- mcu: steven grant,
- murderbot diaries: murderbot,
- npc: the captain,
- original: april caouette,
- original: siffleur,
- original: valdis,
- original: ylva wolfsdottir,
- overwatch: bastion e54,
- scion: bash st. expedit,
- skulduggery pleasant: skulduggery,
- stranger things: chrissy cunningham,
- stranger things: eddie munson,
- tales of the abyss: jade curtiss,
- tales of the abyss: tear grants,
- tales of vesperia: rita mordio,
- the 100: clarke griffin,
- the black phone: vance hopper,
- the prisoner: number 6,
- the umbrella academy: klaus hargreeves,
- westworld: maeve millay
YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT
WHO: the Captain + You
WHAT: contractually obligated price is right game
WHEN: 11/18, like nightish?
WHERE: Bellona Theater
WARNINGS: N/A, currently
[you've heard the announcement, the sound of Friday's cautious optimism as she spoke it. you've waited all day. now, it's time for the game.
the amount of effort that has gone into this production at Bellona can be safely defined as “minimal.” there are three podiums, with three slate boards and three pieces of chalk. there is another podium, currently empty, next to a plain folding table. there is a tablecloth draped over the table, covering a lumpy, inscrutable shape.
the most remarkable thing is the giant wheel set up on the other side of the empty podium. the slices of the giant circle are colorful, but also completely blank. the Captain actually spends 30 minutes prior to the start of the event simply sitting in front of it, back to the audience, and spinning it, listening to the loud clacking noise pick up and then die down again, before spinning it once more.
clackclackclack clack clack. clack. clackclackclackclackclack.
it's gonna be a long night.]
WHAT: contractually obligated price is right game
WHEN: 11/18, like nightish?
WHERE: Bellona Theater
WARNINGS: N/A, currently
[you've heard the announcement, the sound of Friday's cautious optimism as she spoke it. you've waited all day. now, it's time for the game.
the amount of effort that has gone into this production at Bellona can be safely defined as “minimal.” there are three podiums, with three slate boards and three pieces of chalk. there is another podium, currently empty, next to a plain folding table. there is a tablecloth draped over the table, covering a lumpy, inscrutable shape.
the most remarkable thing is the giant wheel set up on the other side of the empty podium. the slices of the giant circle are colorful, but also completely blank. the Captain actually spends 30 minutes prior to the start of the event simply sitting in front of it, back to the audience, and spinning it, listening to the loud clacking noise pick up and then die down again, before spinning it once more.
clackclackclack clack clack. clack. clackclackclackclackclack.
it's gonna be a long night.]
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looks at 3739 lbs statue]
Yeah, go for it.
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Please do not lift the statue, Your Highness.
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He's not going to, because it's a bad idea. But let the record show that he totally could. (He could not.)
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Hell if he's got any idea on the artistic value, but on raw materials alone ... make a rough guess at the weight ... what was the price of steel last he checked?
"A pound of gold bullion," he guesses, then winces. "Do I have to write that down?"
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Wait no hang on. Dimitri snaps the chalk in half (on purpose!), then flips it over to write with the long edge. The result is shaky, and there's a crack down the middle of the slate when he's finished, but it's legible. Ha.