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The Captain ([personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi) wrote in [community profile] come_sailaway2022-11-16 09:27 pm

YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT

WHO: the Captain + You
WHAT: contractually obligated price is right game
WHEN: 11/18, like nightish?
WHERE: Bellona Theater
WARNINGS: N/A, currently

[you've heard the announcement, the sound of Friday's cautious optimism as she spoke it. you've waited all day. now, it's time for the game.

the amount of effort that has gone into this production at Bellona can be safely defined as “minimal.” there are three podiums, with three slate boards and three pieces of chalk. there is another podium, currently empty, next to a plain folding table. there is a tablecloth draped over the table, covering a lumpy, inscrutable shape.

the most remarkable thing is the giant wheel set up on the other side of the empty podium. the slices of the giant circle are colorful, but also completely blank. the Captain actually spends 30 minutes prior to the start of the event simply sitting in front of it, back to the audience, and spinning it, listening to the loud clacking noise pick up and then die down again, before spinning it once more.

clackclackclack clack clack. clack. clackclackclackclackclack.

it's gonna be a long night.]
pineapplesalmon: (goatee confident head tilt)

[personal profile] pineapplesalmon 2022-11-20 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[He didn't want to say the entire story himself. Nice jump. But... oh no, Min-Gi.

A startled laugh at the laundry comment. Then sympathy.]

Thank you! And Johnny was right, we did. [He withdraws his hand after a moment, leaning back and sitting more normally. He'll help poor Min-Gi recover a bit... or at least he thinks that's what he's doing.] Can you imagine what it would be like if we didn't have laundry machines here? We'd have to wash everything by hand. There's something to be said about modern conveniences.
chickenchoicejudy: Bang Your Drum - Dead Man Fall (I don't know why I can't get back)

[personal profile] chickenchoicejudy 2022-11-20 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[...Alright, that one gets a bit of a head tilt from Ryan, a silent "Uh. You okay there, buddy?". But he nods along to César.]

At that point I'd just be throwing dirty clothes overboard and getting new ones. Just sort of accept my fate of looking like a Jimmy Buffet knockoff forever, you know?

[Since after a point he would only have stuff from Tommy Bahama to work with. But mercifully, Ryan pivots them away from laundry day talk.]

Actually, it would have been cool if any of the stuff up for grabs was better clothes. Or even just like, stuff we'd want at all? ...Not counting the piano. That was pretty sick.
dialscientist: (050)

[personal profile] dialscientist 2022-11-21 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thank you for the save. He does not love laundry. But every time he opens his mouth something stupid comes out, what is this, why is this happening!?

Ryan saves the day twice, actually, and pivots the subject. Thank god.]


The piano was sick. I wonder if they even know how to play. Honestly, I didn't even want that rock, I just wanted to win.
pineapplesalmon: (goatee general smile)

[personal profile] pineapplesalmon 2022-11-24 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Darn, he was going to talk about ways to make their own clothes, but honestly, poor Min-Gi seems to need the full pivot.]

Ha, the piano was pretty cool. We don't know where he got that rock. Could be cursed. Might've been a good thing you lost.